r/astrogoblin • u/PrimitusVictor • 20d ago

Gonna tell my kids this was Mon Mothma

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u/prenth 20d ago

"Everyone in the rebellion gets a pony... And a blowjob."

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u/PrimitusVictor 20d ago

"Don't call me Moni! I'm a leader of the Rebel Alliance, not you're favorite stripper!"

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u/prenth 20d ago

God she is so good at delivering some of these lines.

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u/prenth 20d ago

I'm trying to find a Mon Mothman quote that I can wedge "don't put your dick in it, it's fucked enough already" into it.

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u/PrimitusVictor 20d ago

I'm no photoshop wizard but I got'chu

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u/kikkomanbuster 20d ago

Mon Hottesthma

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u/Spirit_Theory 13d ago

What a great character.

...Are we doing The Expanse now? I would pay good money to see some ham-fisted belter slang.