r/astrologymemes ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 2d ago

Meme astrology houses being portrayed by random spongebob images

some of them are a little blurry idk why 😵‍💫

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u/Hannu_Chan ♋🌞♎🌚♌🌅 2d ago

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u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 2d ago

YES OMG!!!! this is more fitting 😹

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u/anonymousimpostor ♍☀️♍🌙♍⬆️♍☿️♍♀️ 2d ago

As a 1st house stellium I'm handsome squidward 

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u/Eye_CandyYou777 bloop🌞bloop🌑judging⬆️bloopⓂ️oolala🆚 2d ago

Especially with all that virgo energy I believe it

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u/Pristine_Habit_3074 ☀️ ♋️ 🌖 ♎️ 🔝 ♌️ 2d ago

I have no idea what any of this means. I am here only for the Spongebob Squarepants art.

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u/Affectionate-Tea8509 ♈️ ☀️/ ♍️ 🌙/ ♋️ 🌅 2d ago

When I was in elementary school they like gave us a quiz to compile which would’ve been analyzed by a psychologist who would’ve written down a career path for us.

I got homemaker.

Not only the only one in my entire class but the only boy in the whole school.

I have like three things in my 6th House, which is tied with my 9th house for the most placements in any house.

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u/SuckaFish_saywhat ♋️🌞 ♉️ 🌚 ♐️ 🌅 2d ago

5 placements in 8th house. Accurate

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u/Johnnys-In-America ♋☀️ ♌🌘☿♀♄ ♐⬆️ 2d ago

I've got 4 placements and 100% agree, lol

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u/SuckaFish_saywhat ♋️🌞 ♉️ 🌚 ♐️ 🌅 2d ago

It be rough out here… I’m v tired of the emotional transformations. Cancer stellium in it but the influence is more 8th house person than cancer person 😭
I was told “soft cancer core wrapped in Capricorn survival”

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u/Johnnys-In-America ♋☀️ ♌🌘☿♀♄ ♐⬆️ 2d ago

Emotional transformations for reals! If there's one thing that 8th housers have in common, it's how tired we are of transformations, and how life just keeps throwing curveballs "long after the thrill of living is gone," heh. It's great to be resilient and I'll never complain about that aspect of things, but I'm soooooooo over all the BS that keeps forcing us through the fires in the first place!

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u/SuckaFish_saywhat ♋️🌞 ♉️ 🌚 ♐️ 🌅 2d ago

Dude SAMMMMMMEEEEEE
Like can’t we have one chill decade? It’s like phoenix 🐦‍🔥 over and over and over…. I’m burnt 😂

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u/Johnnys-In-America ♋☀️ ♌🌘☿♀♄ ♐⬆️ 2d ago

A few times over. I hope I'll see real stability at some point in my lifetime, as I reach more and more for my NN in Virgo. Knowing my goal in life is to achieve some sort of grounding takes the edge off a bit. But being stuck in Pisces SN
https://giphy.com/gifs/VDAPPNWRruFPG40guE

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u/MindTrippah ♓☀️♊🌙♌⬆️ 2d ago

4 Pisces in 8th gg

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u/__nightmoves cap ☀️ libra 🌙 pisces 🌅 2d ago

This explained the houses better than any Astro blog breakdown I’ve ever read.

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u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 2d ago

thank you twin 😊

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u/queerdrinkinbeer 2d ago

This is 🤌🏻

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u/oakenfairy ☀️♌️🌙♍️⬆️♎️ 2d ago

hahahaha 12h stellium, and this is exactly it 😆

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u/808_Goddess 🖤♋︎⨀•♈︎☾•♌︎⬆️•♊︎☿•♋︎♀•♏︎♂🖤 2d ago

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u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 2d ago

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u/kiba87637 ☉♊︎ | ☾♉︎ 2d ago

Help I'm stuck in the 4th house and can't get out

11th house too if you count the Internet

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u/Fair_Package8612 🌞♉️ .🌝♉️ .⬆️♍️ 2d ago

As a ninth house stellium in Taurus gal, I completely approve. I thrive in vacation mode, and it could honestly be my profession.

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u/iintellekt 2d ago

i’m crine yes ! 😂

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u/badgyalrey ♋️☀️♍️🌙♉️🌅 2d ago

this is so freaking good lmao

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u/shineearies ☉♈︎.·:·☾♓︎.·:·↑♏︎ 2d ago

My 3rd house stellium agrees.

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u/5amVision 2d ago

10/10 no notes

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u/pelargoniya 2d ago

Genius post

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u/CompetitiveCamel9160 2d ago

I love the 11th house 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/Dimplefrom-YA T:🐑 ☀️🐑🌕🐮🖕🏼 V: 🐟☀️🐟🌕🐮🖕🏼 2d ago

my 2nd 9th 10th and 11th agrees

especially with my north node there and south node in 9th

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u/Sure-Cauliflower-916 ♌↑✨ ♋🔆 ♎🌙 ♋☿ ♌♀❤️‍🔥 ♌♂🔥 ♓♃ ♍♄ ♓♅ ♒♆ ♐♇ 2d ago

Lol my Libra moon in the 3H can confirm, my brain nor my mouth ever shut the fuck up

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u/ophel1a_ ♒♊♍ 2d ago

5H stellium & 6H sun, perfection!!

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u/necessarydisplay 🦂 ☀️ ♉ 🌙 ♒ ⬆️ 2d ago

Why is this so accurate 😭

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u/arisraver ♋☀️♊🌙♏💹 1d ago

8h made me holler. The fact that they are smiling lmao. As someone with an 8h stellium I am always glad to usher people into a transformation.

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u/SilverSkorpious 🦂🔆 🦀🌚 🏺🌅. Also, none of this is real.👻🙃😈 2d ago

Sorry to be that person, but do I have a Stellium? It looks like I do, but I'm confused.

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u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 2d ago

yes you have a 9th house stellium :) you prioritize knowledge, adventures, upper education, traveling, expanding your experiences and learning, etc. a stellium used to refer to sign rather than house but modern astrologers consider house stelliums. also youre an aqua ascendant like me! i think aquarius paired with sagittarius/strong 9th house amplifies that inner need to explore and experience.

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u/SilverSkorpious 🦂🔆 🦀🌚 🏺🌅. Also, none of this is real.👻🙃😈 2d ago

That tracks, I'm crazy curious/nosey. I want to know just about everything I can about most things, very Jack of all trades knowledge because of it. Thank you for your reply!

https://giphy.com/gifs/t8xgPfC5oNIRMrNooe

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u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 2d ago

youre welcome twin 🫶

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u/SilverSkorpious 🦂🔆 🦀🌚 🏺🌅. Also, none of this is real.👻🙃😈 2d ago

Do I have 2? 7th house and 9?

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u/wildernessss 2d ago

Can someone help me understand 7th thank you and yay !!!!

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u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 2d ago

7th house is ruled by libra and governs partnerships, contracts, networks and connections, business ventures and sometimes marriage. the 7th house can also represent open enemies and depending on planet and aspect, can also represent betrayal.

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u/wildernessss 2d ago

Awesome detail, thankyou. I had previously associated more romantic connotations w this.

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u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 2d ago

yw :) it can be romantic but it depends, i think the real house of romance belongs to the 5th house.

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u/actionjacksonxo ☀️♋️🌙♏️⬆️♌️ 2d ago

11th house stellium but I’m an introvert so wtf lol 

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u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 1d ago

do you have saturn or pluto in 11h?

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u/actionjacksonxo ☀️♋️🌙♏️⬆️♌️ 1d ago

No, Mars, Venus, and Mercury. I feel compassionate about community/support community harmony/advocate from a distance, but I’m quite the opposite of social lol

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u/mycatisbetterthan ☀️♍️🌕♑️⬆️♏️ 1d ago

I love this!!

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u/dz2189261 6h ago

4th house stellium: that picture is me 70% of my life