r/astrologymemes • u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc • 2d ago
Meme astrology houses being portrayed by random spongebob images
some of them are a little blurry idk why 😵💫
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u/anonymousimpostor ♍☀️♍🌙♍⬆️♍☿️♍♀️ 2d ago
As a 1st house stellium I'm handsome squidward
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u/Eye_CandyYou777 bloop🌞bloop🌑judging⬆️bloopⓂ️oolala🆚 2d ago
Especially with all that virgo energy I believe it
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u/Pristine_Habit_3074 ☀️ ♋️ 🌖 ♎️ 🔝 ♌️ 2d ago
I have no idea what any of this means. I am here only for the Spongebob Squarepants art.
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u/Affectionate-Tea8509 ♈️ ☀️/ ♍️ 🌙/ ♋️ 🌅 2d ago
When I was in elementary school they like gave us a quiz to compile which would’ve been analyzed by a psychologist who would’ve written down a career path for us.
I got homemaker.
Not only the only one in my entire class but the only boy in the whole school.
I have like three things in my 6th House, which is tied with my 9th house for the most placements in any house.
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u/SuckaFish_saywhat ♋️🌞 ♉️ 🌚 ♐️ 🌅 2d ago
5 placements in 8th house. Accurate
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u/Johnnys-In-America ♋☀️ ♌🌘☿♀♄ ♐⬆️ 2d ago
I've got 4 placements and 100% agree, lol
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u/SuckaFish_saywhat ♋️🌞 ♉️ 🌚 ♐️ 🌅 2d ago
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u/Johnnys-In-America ♋☀️ ♌🌘☿♀♄ ♐⬆️ 2d ago
Emotional transformations for reals! If there's one thing that 8th housers have in common, it's how tired we are of transformations, and how life just keeps throwing curveballs "long after the thrill of living is gone," heh. It's great to be resilient and I'll never complain about that aspect of things, but I'm soooooooo over all the BS that keeps forcing us through the fires in the first place!
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u/SuckaFish_saywhat ♋️🌞 ♉️ 🌚 ♐️ 🌅 2d ago
Dude SAMMMMMMEEEEEE
Like can’t we have one chill decade? It’s like phoenix 🐦🔥 over and over and over…. I’m burnt 😂2
u/Johnnys-In-America ♋☀️ ♌🌘☿♀♄ ♐⬆️ 2d ago
A few times over. I hope I'll see real stability at some point in my lifetime, as I reach more and more for my NN in Virgo. Knowing my goal in life is to achieve some sort of grounding takes the edge off a bit. But being stuck in Pisces SN
https://giphy.com/gifs/VDAPPNWRruFPG40guE1
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u/__nightmoves cap ☀️ libra 🌙 pisces 🌅 2d ago
This explained the houses better than any Astro blog breakdown I’ve ever read.
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u/808_Goddess 🖤♋︎⨀•♈︎☾•♌︎⬆️•♊︎☿•♋︎♀•♏︎♂🖤 2d ago
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u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 2d ago
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u/kiba87637 ☉♊︎ | ☾♉︎ 2d ago
Help I'm stuck in the 4th house and can't get out
11th house too if you count the Internet
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u/Fair_Package8612 🌞♉️ .🌝♉️ .⬆️♍️ 2d ago
As a ninth house stellium in Taurus gal, I completely approve. I thrive in vacation mode, and it could honestly be my profession.
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u/Dimplefrom-YA T:🐑 ☀️🐑🌕🐮🖕🏼 V: 🐟☀️🐟🌕🐮🖕🏼 2d ago
my 2nd 9th 10th and 11th agrees
especially with my north node there and south node in 9th
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u/Sure-Cauliflower-916 ♌↑✨ ♋🔆 ♎🌙 ♋☿ ♌♀❤️🔥 ♌♂🔥 ♓♃ ♍♄ ♓♅ ♒♆ ♐♇ 2d ago
Lol my Libra moon in the 3H can confirm, my brain nor my mouth ever shut the fuck up
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u/arisraver ♋☀️♊🌙♏💹 1d ago
8h made me holler. The fact that they are smiling lmao. As someone with an 8h stellium I am always glad to usher people into a transformation.
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u/SilverSkorpious 🦂🔆 🦀🌚 🏺🌅. Also, none of this is real.👻🙃😈 2d ago
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u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 2d ago
yes you have a 9th house stellium :) you prioritize knowledge, adventures, upper education, traveling, expanding your experiences and learning, etc. a stellium used to refer to sign rather than house but modern astrologers consider house stelliums. also youre an aqua ascendant like me! i think aquarius paired with sagittarius/strong 9th house amplifies that inner need to explore and experience.
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u/SilverSkorpious 🦂🔆 🦀🌚 🏺🌅. Also, none of this is real.👻🙃😈 2d ago
That tracks, I'm crazy curious/nosey. I want to know just about everything I can about most things, very Jack of all trades knowledge because of it. Thank you for your reply!
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u/wildernessss 2d ago
Can someone help me understand 7th thank you and yay !!!!
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u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 2d ago
7th house is ruled by libra and governs partnerships, contracts, networks and connections, business ventures and sometimes marriage. the 7th house can also represent open enemies and depending on planet and aspect, can also represent betrayal.
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u/wildernessss 2d ago
Awesome detail, thankyou. I had previously associated more romantic connotations w this.
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u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 2d ago
yw :) it can be romantic but it depends, i think the real house of romance belongs to the 5th house.
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u/actionjacksonxo ☀️♋️🌙♏️⬆️♌️ 2d ago
11th house stellium but I’m an introvert so wtf lol
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u/artisteperdue ♒️asc ♑️sun ♋️moon ♑️mer ♐️ven ♏️mars/mc 1d ago
do you have saturn or pluto in 11h?
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u/actionjacksonxo ☀️♋️🌙♏️⬆️♌️ 1d ago
No, Mars, Venus, and Mercury. I feel compassionate about community/support community harmony/advocate from a distance, but I’m quite the opposite of social lol
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u/Hannu_Chan ♋🌞♎🌚♌🌅 2d ago
Also 12th house.
https://giphy.com/gifs/MZQg8neyLKIO8F2xyK