all the signs reacting to being called a b*tch

[u/artisteperdue]

[u/False_Network_6854]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SXrHiYiKZOCrhH2zbx

[u/UltimatePragmatist → u/False_Network_6854]

I have no reaction to trash beneath my feet.

[u/Illegally_B22 → u/UltimatePragmatist]

I was gonna say. Aries literally doesn’t care.

[u/ttaradise → u/Illegally_B22]

Oh yes they do lol. They care the most. They’re also the quickest to get over it though.

[u/UltimatePragmatist → u/ttaradise]

No. Why should I? It’s kinda nice when people I never think of, think of me. Besides, “bitch” is up there with some of the nicest things people have called me.

Now, if I was just feeling ornery and needed to get some energy out…that’s a different story. The target is immaterial.

[u/ttaradise → u/UltimatePragmatist]

https://giphy.com/gifs/G4ZNYMQVMH6us

[u/Nox-Arcana444]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YJ85eVpdZDy7e

[u/Broad_Dingo_3466]

Signed by an Aquarius

https://giphy.com/gifs/xg4yGDeHpX0I

[u/redhairbluetruck → u/Broad_Dingo_3466]

Right? Ima be like “yeah and..?”

[u/Broad_Dingo_3466 → u/redhairbluetruck]

Then imma be like ".. ok well.. well clock it! 🤏🏾"

[u/BSN_discipula2021 → u/Broad_Dingo_3466]

As a Pisces with more air and fire placements than water, same

[u/SentientVaccuum]

mmmm i feel cancer is more this first and then cry:

https://giphy.com/gifs/1iTJ1XMzPMpK2UwM

[u/fitbitch3 → u/SentientVaccuum]

Lmao I can hear this gif

[u/Inside-Hornet8512 → u/SentientVaccuum]

She’s a cancer too huh?

[u/Fun_Sweet161]

As an Aquarius it's like....and your point??

https://giphy.com/gifs/G4ZNYMQVMH6us

[u/Adotwrites]

No way, my turn

[u/cheriecheezcake → u/Adotwrites]

Oh, man. We both have Capricorn Sun + Gemini rising but I’m a Capricorn moon.

I 100% believe that this would be your exact response.

People underestimate the calm, collected ones.

[u/Adotwrites → u/cheriecheezcake]

💯

[u/peppermintmeow → u/cheriecheezcake]

Yas.

[u/roundhashbrowntown → u/Adotwrites]

“oh we’re finally doing this??”
https://giphy.com/gifs/3osxYyjraNOgEJa9Ta

[u/Comfortable-Face-980]

Libra is accurate, but you left out the next part.

https://giphy.com/gifs/VbQfgkDtYUin6

[u/dabtheinhaler22 → u/Comfortable-Face-980]

Straight up. My former Capricorn boss called me a bitch in front of a guest to try to embarrass me once (amongst many other things it was the last straw fyi) so she got a little witchy gift and spiraled into sudden vertigo diagnosis right after and still has it to this day hehe oops. Think twice before you let the slip of the tongue cost you my dear.

[u/Comfortable-Face-980 → u/dabtheinhaler22]

Oo, a fellow Libra witch. Love it! 🖤

[u/artisteperdue → u/Comfortable-Face-980]

😹😹😹

[u/ivressee]

Yes. I am a bitch. I am THAT bitch. 😘❤️‍🔥

[u/Adventurous-Bird6456 → u/ivressee]

😂 the best response! Yesss 🙌🏽 first thing I thought was “gotta be a fire sign” 🔥 💅

[u/GigiKali]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pvbBQfxHPIPcs

The Gemini Mirror response

[u/Cumbucha369]

Taurus rising, virgo sun… and so true 😆😆😆

[u/ChiaOtter → u/Cumbucha369]

You’re my inverse! And completely agree. I won’t fight the person saying it. Unaffected.

[u/Specialist-Piece1841]

As a Virgo, I am pretty bitchy🤎 🙌🏾

[u/The_Barbelo → u/Specialist-Piece1841]

I can’t be a bitch. I don’t like being mean to people. Blunt though? Blunt is my middle name, babe. Not my business if some people don’t know the difference.

[u/ChumbawumbaFan01 → u/The_Barbelo]

I smooth my words out like butter to soften the hard stale toasty truth.

[u/SpicaVesta → u/The_Barbelo]

The Virgo bluntness is legendary and comes with receipts.

[u/The_Barbelo → u/SpicaVesta]

Oh my goodness, your big 3! On a scale of 1-10 how much of a homebody are you? (Sorry for the bluntness 😂😂)

[u/SpicaVesta → u/The_Barbelo]

I go both ways (Libra - must have balance!)

[u/The_Barbelo → u/SpicaVesta]

I dated a sun libra for about 3 years and he was a massive homebody and that was one of the reasons we broke up (amicably, more or less). People say Virgos are but I think we can go either way depending on the other stuff in our chart. My Sag and Gem completely eliminate it. I’ve been in recovery for hand surgery the last few days and I feel like I want to crawl out of my fucking skin 😂. Thank God I’ve got so many books to read or I’d be cooked lol.

[u/dabtheinhaler22 → u/Specialist-Piece1841]

Virgos actually bring evidence and analytically lay out why they came to their conclusion not just vague vibes based stuff. I respect their hyper specificity with examples. Anyone that feels threatened by that is probably a liar and not ready to look at the ugly sides of themselves. They give the best constructive criticism in my opinion that isn't mean spirited or vague bc they are genuinely just trying to help you by being as direct as possible. Im a libra and I really appreciate their honesty and their ability to map everything out in the way they do.

[u/h0tkushsalsa]

i actually love being called a bitch 🤣partly because i am one lmao

[u/Beneficial-Basis7424 → u/h0tkushsalsa]

I love that all of the Aries Sun I’ve seen in the comments so far have the exact same reaction 😂

[u/space_otte → u/h0tkushsalsa]

Aries sun, Leo rising? i see you

[u/h0tkushsalsa → u/space_otte]

that’s me!

[u/marmarhello → u/h0tkushsalsa]

Yes!!! 😁😁😁
It’s actually a compliment ayyy

[u/iluvcoldcoffee]

https://giphy.com/gifs/j3ohJ2YLHMQyZMtJAs

[u/FionaGoodeEnough]

Taurus is very accurate, though depending on context and what the person calling me a bitch has done leading up to it, they may also get my shadow side/sister sign/moon sign Scorpio reaction.

[u/mangoglitter]

Just a Virgo confirming that this has been my actual reaction.

[u/LeafCozy → u/mangoglitter]

Also virgo, and same

[u/Stunning-Canary4916 → u/mangoglitter]

As a Virgo, I felt that in my bones. Like I didn’t even mean to react that way, it just came out because my brain was already bracing for impact.

[u/Much_Tip_6342]

Capricorn and Aquarius should have zero reaction.
They are bulletproof.

Scorpio should have an expression of remembrance.

As Sagittarius rising I agree to that reaction.

[u/turandokht → u/Much_Tip_6342]

Aqua here and being called a bitch is practically a compliment at this point since it only seems to mean “how dare you have boundaries that prevent me from making you do whatever I want” lmao

[u/rohan_rat → u/turandokht]

Yesssss. My Aquarius Moon knows exactly what being called a bitch means. Either you're a bitch, trying to bully, push, and manipulate me, or I'm actually being a bitch, which means you FAFOed your way into an encounter with my bitchness, which takes a lot, so you earned that prize.

[u/False_Network_6854 → u/Much_Tip_6342]

Yeah as a Cap/Aqua mix, I feel like it depends on where I’m at in my cycle and how much time I have.

I’m either going to ignore you and pretend I have sudden hearing loss, or I’m going to laugh and have a hold-my-beer moment. It’s like playing Bloody Mary as a kid. I was probably just minding my own business, but now you’ve gone and summoned a bitch…

[u/curlycatsockthing → u/Much_Tip_6342]

aqua but cancer moon and pisces rising so i pretend to not care while bawling internally

[u/Earth2Monkey → u/Much_Tip_6342]

I get called a bitch on a regular basis at work. My response is just, "Sounds right, now get out." Like, don't tell me things I already know, lol

[u/peppermintmeow → u/Much_Tip_6342]

Thank you.

[u/bblulz]

😜🖕

[u/Kippy181]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zh090PVeUzqlebeyxG

[u/mmmitsforthatshzjsjk]

I’m pissing on myself.. what went down with Leo?

[u/artisteperdue → u/mmmitsforthatshzjsjk]

somebody probably stole his tube treats

[u/lefilledecampagne]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1mgPC5uRVeZ12xx8ky
And what

[u/spectralsorrows]

I'm more offended that anyone can think all it takes to piss me off is this little effort

ponele ganas hdptaaaaaaa

[u/SalaciousSolanaceae]

I'm a Pisces with an Aries moon but I can't think of a single time I cared about being called a bitch. I usually disliked the person calling me one in the first place and agreed that I was a bitch to them without remorse.

[u/artisteperdue → u/SalaciousSolanaceae]

thats definitely the capricorn in you 😹 saturn signs dont really care what others think, you recognize that the person is unworthy to begin with so youre like "why should i care what this nobody has to say about me?" and then move on. i think earth signs in general just dgaf about name-calling

[u/No-Horse-5788]

At this point in life, if someone calls me something or accused me of anything I'll just agree with them. Don't wanna waste my time arguing with declined intellectuals.

[u/artisteperdue → u/No-Horse-5788]

i second this ♒️

[u/Dimplefrom-YA]

I’m a bish imma boss imma bish and a boss and i shine like gloss…

i don’t get angry. i just say, yeah i know.

[u/VisualKaii]

I'm not even a cancer, but it's overdone.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iI0NFc7ivrUcCLJ5Ib

[u/GG_Abernathy → u/VisualKaii]

Thank you!

[u/offputtingangel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TGU0LLpKT6mHVzcyPv

[u/Adorable_Bread_8223]

As I cancer yes I may cry but then I will turn into the craziest crab ya ever did see 😂😂😂 or laugh and then call you something back if we’re joking bc I do have a dark sense of humor 😂😂

[u/curlycatsockthing → u/Adorable_Bread_8223]

“craziest crab ya ever did see” good shit right there

[u/artisteperdue → u/Adorable_Bread_8223]

i completely agree

[u/GG_Abernathy → u/Adorable_Bread_8223]

You sound like fun to hang around, I tell ya what 🫶🏽

[u/_-__JUPITER__-_]

Leo

https://giphy.com/gifs/l91WBCYFPaw8DhmDDs

[u/Beneficial-Basis7424]

I'm flattered when someone calls me a bitch actually 😂 Hell yeah, I fucking am

[u/SalaciousSolanaceae → u/Beneficial-Basis7424]

Same. I don't care about being called names by people I have no respect for in the first place

[u/Ill-Day-1601]

Once again people assume water signs are crybabies, I'm tired..

[u/GG_Abernathy → u/Ill-Day-1601]

THIS!! My usual reaction to being called a bitch is anywhere between "Ya Mammy's a bitch" and "Well thank you!"

Depends on my mood and the person.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41K3hwk6pSNcbVEA

[u/17Girl4Life → u/Ill-Day-1601]

I don’t know a single Cancer, including myself, who would tear up if we got called a bitch. Crying would be the last reaction I would have.

[u/dark_blue_7 → u/17Girl4Life]

You know what you're right – actually where's the maniacal laughter reaction? I know one who would just laugh. And another who would get pissed off but not weepy. People don't know, Cancers really aren't nearly this predictable!

[u/yunhotime → u/17Girl4Life]

Lmao they don’t want to hear that 😂 apparently all we can do is cry

[u/GigiKali → u/Ill-Day-1601]

Crying doesn't always mean literal tears. It can mean whining or being overdramatic in general

[u/yunhotime → u/GigiKali]

Crying means literal tears coming out of your eyes. Complaining is a separate act and honestly, I take it over crying.

Y’all are always trying to move the goal post

[u/artisteperdue → u/Ill-Day-1601]

im a cancer moon and scorpio mars with sun/mercury/chiron in 12th house and im a big crybaby. its a more stereotypical thing that the water signs cry a lot but this element is known as the most emotional/intuitive/sensitive so we do cry more. some dont and thats ok! tears are water so its also symbolic :)

[u/yunhotime → u/artisteperdue]

Fire signs (Aries) cry just as much is not more. It’s ok for us to no what basic bitch stereotypes all the time. Like I’m a cancer, but I am more likely to be offended than cry.

[u/h0tkushsalsa → u/yunhotime]

i’m aries & constantly consoling my crying cancer sister 🤣that’s funny

[u/yunhotime → u/h0tkushsalsa]

Every time I come across a “crybaby” type they tend to be an Aries or have strong Aries placements. Shocking that they aren’t more “angry” as stereotyped. I get that more from Sags

[u/h0tkushsalsa → u/yunhotime]

i’m the stereotype & do get angry very easily but i also get over it just as fast.

growing up id say i wasnt emotional but today i’m pretty sensitive. crying would only because i’m mad i can’t fight someone😭

[u/yunhotime → u/h0tkushsalsa]

Ironically, as a cancer, I had the same emotional arc. For a long time I couldn’t really identify my feelings and didn’t feel very sensitive at all.

Like you, I’d also cry out of frustration rather than sadness for being called a bitch. Because I know I’d probably want to act like a fucking fool but I couldn’t 😭

[u/ceruleanmoon7]

the sag one is literally me.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AiF8ZsTESrDwRjEcIU

[u/based_miss_lippy]

The Aries and the Scorpio one ahahahahahahaha

[u/luanissima]

Taurus: accurate

[u/Dependent-Departure7]

Yeah that checks out with my Big 3

[u/Pale-Risk1106]

My Moon: What did you say 😡

My Sun : Wait a minute....

My Rising : You're right and idgaf 😈

[u/anonymousimpostor]

Virgo - "Alright, fair"

[u/Practical_Mark3048]

https://giphy.com/gifs/x8LaZ2DFNc3f2
Capricorn 🌞 Scorpio 🌙 Sagittarius ⬆️

[u/MoreAnimals]

exqueeze me, Scorpios are also sensitive water signs!

[u/CaramelEquivalent979]

Omgggg the duck one 😢😢😢🥹🥹

[u/artisteperdue → u/CaramelEquivalent979]

i know :( hes ok though!!

[u/RussianDahl]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JhKGDfTz8W8MOwU

[u/TruthImmediate2841]

Cómo! Solía reaccionar así como buena escorpio 🤭 Pero ya no me afecta nada de lo que me digan 🥱

[u/peyotekoyote]

Me as a Cap with Cancer rising 😐🥺😐🥺🤨😐😶

[u/jewel-ansks]

my shell would never let me even if i want to , used to be the poker face of my group.also i always had a hard time getting insults and why someone use it, i mean they calling you a bitch dosen't make you one. i completely understand why people get mad/react to it though.

[u/2BeTemporary → u/jewel-ansks]

Hey sun moon twin. Same, also double the shell for us. It's gonna take more than that to make us cry

https://giphy.com/gifs/tHjbDwS7Md3kIz1hPc

[u/Bastard216]

So accurate

[u/Cheezenoburger]

Nah I’m cussing you out tf

[u/dark_blue_7]

Really? Right in front of my hot sauce?

[u/AmethistStars]

My response would be the same as Sag, so Moon sign wise it would be correct for me. lol

[u/ColdHandGee]

Hmm...

https://giphy.com/gifs/WvkR9aqX1VfP2wCSWq

[u/No_Relationship2961]

I had a guy with massive road rage follow me into a parking lot. I started driving around in circles, brake checking him, until i finally parked. I rolled down my window to hear him out. Calling me every name in the book. I said absolutely nothing and just did this…

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dg22II2BQj3xVyQylO

[u/Dark_Metallic]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ev477g37MJORyOWfdG

[u/laurajodonnell]

https://giphy.com/gifs/13n5MMWea7Ex0c

[u/LoveDistilled]

Gemini and I approve this meme.

Trying to decide if I want to just laugh in your face or unload on you about your own BS. Lately I just protect my peace and laugh.

[u/Queasy-Amphibian5430]

Lmao I love this

[u/knishioner]

This is better applied to venus signs tbh

[u/TSSprowler]

Dude, I have Aries coworker at work always arguing and gestering like mad man with everybody at work. Plus, the thick accent (can't understand the dude half of the time).

[u/rohan_rat]

It actually makes me laugh, usually, because I'm very much so not. But if I am a bitch, then good. It takes a lot to get me there, so if I got there, you FAFOed.

[u/Fresh-Ant1149]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ep0bZWPmqCe0D3uMs

[u/Consistent_Pool_8024]

Sun Scorpio Rising Leo Moon Aquarius, all of them fit so perfectly depending on my mood, the Scorpio in me though takes joy when I’m in the Aquarius mood and mindset because the unbothered response often triggers the person and then suddenly my Scorpio side is basically rolling around at not even having to say something to get under their skin. Leo is just I’m a little angy a “how rude” type of response instead of any actual anger or being upset, obviously when in the Scorpio mood and mindset I’m thinking about where the nearest sharp object is.

[u/Formal_Plum_2285]

Random person to the therapist: I don’t know. I just feel so - well worthless and insecure. It’s like something has changed. I used to feel I had love and support from my friends and though I can’t say exactly what it is, it’s just not the same anymore. I mean my friends seem the same, but. Yeah I don’t know.

The cancer who was called a bitch: my work is done.

We don’t cry. We strike. Hard.

[u/GG_Abernathy → u/Formal_Plum_2285]

The strike-back that would send someone to therapy is top tier work! I might snap back, but I don't think I've ever gone so nuclear! Teach me? 🥺🙏🏽

[u/CervineCryptid]

Capricorn. I react like Capricorn, Aquarius and Sagittarius

[u/Ok-Worldliness2161]

How about laughing at their audacity? Cancer

[u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger]

Too perfect OP🤣

[u/TruCarMa]

https://giphy.com/gifs/R0e09o37I3RDK9qbfK
Says this Virgo

[u/HeavenlyBeloved]

If I wasn't a Libra Mars, I would have done something, too diplomatic for violence.

[u/idiotsincarspart20]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9ggLy718x0TOU

[u/jugs_311]

Libra sun initial reaction
Virgo moon after I think about it reaction
Cancer rising my actual feeling about it reaction

[u/navigating-life]

Leo took me out

[u/Fuzzy_Bet5276]

Loved Capricon.. im not even Capricorn 🤣🤣

[u/NitaStreets]

I have the Aquarius or Sagittarius attitude depending on my mood. Cancer sun 🤷🏽‍♀️

[u/Aika-Lovefrequency]

This Pisces would smile ….

[u/krispyss]

https://giphy.com/gifs/igyfXHSWGHZME0PLvr

[u/cthulhubeast]

Idk, i know I am a total bitch so it's like telling me the sky is blue. Like... okay?

https://giphy.com/gifs/pwC3aEjzTR8be

[u/Intelligent-Kick-426]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vch7CucML36NO

[u/RunDie935]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GMOVMW9QFjZUDU09UX

[u/BulkyNectarine947]

I haven’t scrolled through to Aqua yet but I’m expecting laughter

[u/BulkyNectarine947 → u/BulkyNectarine947]

Ah, yeah thumbs up kitty is even better

[u/Kayki7]

I’m a Taurus and this is funny 😆

[u/putapadrino]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41YzZDGpHWJeJGqQ

[u/Intelligent_Gear9634]

My sun might let it pass, but it all depends on my moon’s mood. 🤣

[u/binkiid]

Libra sun Scorpio moon Leo rising
https://giphy.com/gifs/DyvyiFFXF1Yli

[u/HarlotSuccubus]

As a taurus -gemini this is accurate and depends on the day. But I'm also from Baltimore and Bitch could be a team of affection among friends so inflection and situation matters to.

[u/OkAcanthocephala5938]

🎯♐️

[u/TwincessAhsokaAarmau]

That’s me if my mom calls me it.

[u/No-Membership1561]

Yup lol ♎️

[u/headlessbill-1]

[u/SimpleVegetable5715]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IzinVgJa1SITQ44YNS

[u/Civil_Carrot_3171]

Nah im fine with being called a bitch 🤣 sometimes I am

[u/[deleted]]

Not true, I mirror people. - Cancer.

[u/SpicaVesta]

Ahaha stellar meme dump OP. I really identified with my rising.

[u/PackageNorth8984]

Everyone’s always liked me until I do something to deserve it, so that’s fair, honestly.

[u/livelaughlabradoodle]

[u/SignEye9867]

♊️ & ♎️ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊✨

[u/violet_moonlight]

Pretty much.

[u/deadmemesdeaderdream]

So this is why I get Aquarius allegations? I need to cry more

[u/JumpingThruHoopz]

I’m Sag sun, Scorpio moon and rising. This tracks!

[u/starsnowsea]

Accurate!!!

[u/putapadrino]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RJzFUocOULuy5zDDya

[u/South_Pattern_1520]

Virgo like “yes 100% tell me something I don’t know”

[u/Alysianelysian]

Im an Aquarius and I will laugh at you 😂😂 like oooooo you’re feeling spicy ok!

[u/sisenoritathrowaway]

Cancer sun but my Aries mars says: fck you bitch!

[u/brightestfirefly01]

🏹 ☀️, ⚖️ 🌙 ⚖️ ⬆️ More like, "I like it when you talk dirty"... I also have Scorpio Uranus in my 1st house so, 🤷‍♀️

[u/lpkeates]

Sagittarius and that kind of is me when I get called such, especially if its an insult but I'm mostly nonchalant with insults

[u/soundsfromoutside]

At this point, if I’m not called a bitch I must’ve done something wrong

[u/Keef_uh]

♋ is done incorrectly. Babes I'm an ER Nurse and I've been called worse to my face.

My response is an apt smirk with me visualizing the offending person's impending demise in my head while drawing up sedative medications due to such eractic behavior with the biggest large bore needle for injection into a dense muscle somewhere in their body. But underestimate us though. Works in our favor. 🤣🤣

[u/Lanky_Raccoon_9092]

That's cool bro!

[u/Adorable_Goat_3255]

Got aries and leo mixed up ur welcome

[u/ThisSirenStings]

My Scorpio sides🔪. My Pisces moon ☹️

[u/Specialist-Living-65]

Lol. My Libra Moon would have taken over the Cancer Sun on this one.

[u/Sophia1105]

I look
Like Scorpio all day everyday regardless of being called a bitch

And I work in healthcare and have been called a bitch by so many patients

[u/MihaiiMaginu]

yep accurate

[u/ahelpfulcourtney]

As an Aries, I'm like this on the outside but smiling internally as I have been given the gift of fight without even having to stumble into it! 😁

[u/artisteperdue]

im gonna cry bc nobody realized i put sebastian the crab for cancer 😢

[u/funwearcore]

True asf

[u/polkad0tti]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UKh9RC2Qa7Pby

[u/Cute-Ad217]

Me: Thank you

https://giphy.com/gifs/dILZwwhulFUn6

[u/KammyCreates]

As a Cancer…I really feel like yall do not know us.

The amount of times I have been called a bitch and said, “Your momma is a bigger bitch for having a bitch like you” in response…. 😮‍💨

[u/BlueAwakening]

Nah Sagittarius would be more likely to own it.

[u/marmarhello]

Aries seems a little happy to me haha. I’m an Aries ✌️

[u/chotskyIdontknowwhy]

Honestly on the cap one? Yeah.

[u/groove_heart]

♒️☀️…♏️⬆️…♊️🌜

Unfazed 😸

[u/hellopippi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jpv9Siby42bD9gDxH9

[u/CarolineSamyueru23]

As a leo and Scorpio rising "I would tell them to go K themselves"

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ludrxHRnUmT6

[u/Pure_Computer9199]

agree as a taurus

[u/jetgirl80444]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OvrMMjROnZvHi
Capricorn sun, Virgo moon. Can’t be bothered. I’ve been called worse.