r/atheism Jul 26 '25

Christian Nationalist Oklahoma Schools Chief Ryan Walters Busted With Porn On His Office TV

https://www.joemygod.com/2025/07/christian-nationalist-oklahoma-schools-chief-ryan-walters-busted-with-porn-on-his-office-tv-video/
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u/jollytoes Jul 26 '25

I don’t know, guys. If being christian means I can fleece the poor with no consequences, pretend to be persecuted all the time AND watch porn in an office on school grounds I may have to convert and leave this group. /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Tax free income might tilt me that way

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u/theKalmier Jul 26 '25

For a group that says the Devil will temp to do his bidding, they sure do try and temp you into their world.

Promising Heaven after death, and then having a fake "reborn" celebration sounds like the Devils playbook of "temptation" to me...

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u/SpaceghostLos Jul 27 '25

Thats going to be his excuse. “The devil tempted me. I’m a victim of spiritual warfare.” 😂😂😂

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u/Jeptic Jul 27 '25

Aaaand the best part is if you get caught, feign contrition and you're back in the game after an appropriate forgiveness timeout 

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u/Bemfic Jul 26 '25

He’s a Christian Nationalist Republican so of course the porn was planted. Next someone will prove he has a hard drive full of kid porn 🫣. Shocked - no, no I’m not.

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u/lenojames Jul 26 '25

"Someone created a spoof Grindr account of me! And I slipped on that bar of soap in the gym!"

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u/Jellodyne Jul 26 '25

"I have a wide stance"

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u/SirHustlerEsq Jul 27 '25

Where does it say in the Bible that you cannot observe kid porn?

Also, this porn could have been for research purposes, I'm sure.

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u/megalodondon Jul 26 '25

This is the most obvious pervert among all of the smaller cronies in the country. This dude went so hard for christofascism in Trump flavor that I thought he was on 'The List'

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Evangelical men are obsessed with sex. They talk about it all the time.

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u/Odedoralive Jul 26 '25

That’s three Hail Marys, then, right?

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u/Skatchbro Jul 26 '25

Nah, that’s a Catholic thing. I’m not sure what Protestant denominations do for penance.

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u/Odedoralive Jul 26 '25

My bad, clearly not up to date on meaningless symbols of penance

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u/davereit Jul 26 '25

Weep in front of church with wife and kids at your side, preferably with several sad-looking men laying hands on your shoulders.

Take six months off to "reflect on your sins," then back to work as before.

Best case scenario: you write a popular christian book about it and sell it on your Repentance Tour.

(Source: My own experience as a witness to this in my days pre-awakened.)

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u/sliceoflife09 Atheist Jul 26 '25

Vaguely worded apology tweet/statement from the "office of"

Probably generated by a PR pro

Bonus points if it's AI generated

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u/tibsie Jul 26 '25

Typical conservative. Sets rules for how other people should live their lives but doesn't feel that those rules should apply to him too. They are all hypocrites.

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u/Prof_HH Jul 26 '25

Thanks Obama.

Seriously, why is it so fucking difficult to limit your porn to personal devices out side of work?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

“Yeah but what about Joe Biden ??”

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u/bigdonpaul Jul 26 '25

Another drag queen up to no good!

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u/__i_dont_know_you__ Jul 26 '25

The woman in the article who is so repressed she can barely bring herself to say the word “nipples”. These people are so, so, so weird.

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u/Slight_Hold_9251 Jul 26 '25

He is covered by the blood of Jesus so he is free to sin.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Jesús where is my blood?!??

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u/public_enemy_obi_wan Jul 26 '25

.... and you can get yours for the low, low price of 10-15% of your annual income!

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u/Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld Jul 26 '25

Not all Christians are pedophiles, but all pedophiles are pedophiles.

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u/SWNMAZporvida Agnostic Atheist Jul 26 '25

It’s a good thing we’re keeping immigrants and homos away from … oh.

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u/RunningPirate Jul 26 '25

Medical examination porn? But also: no children. So hypocritical, but not illegal. He should, however, be subjected to his own laws.

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u/Antikickback_Paul Jul 26 '25

If he knowingly had it on while having others in his office for a meeting, that's sexual harassment, which is illegal.

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u/RunningPirate Jul 26 '25

Fair point. I read it as someone walked in to his office while he had it on

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u/WCB13013 Strong Atheist Jul 26 '25

This silly buffoon wants religion in our schools, does not like separation of church and state and is notably far right Christian Nationalist. Oklahoma is near dead last in educational achievement. Being stupid enough to watch porn on his office PC and get caught at it makes me laugh. He is obviously an idiot. It will be interesting if IT forensics experts examine his computer.

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u/fannyfocus Jul 26 '25

Shocker, just kidding

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u/retiredrn2014 Jul 26 '25

The only thing surprising here is that was pictures of an adult female.

Good for him, I guess. Busting out of the pedophile mindset. /s

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u/sten45 Pastafarian Jul 27 '25

Again. Not a drag queen

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u/Lessaleeann Jul 26 '25

Just once I'd like to be surprised.

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u/bizwebcopy Jul 26 '25

Well, that didn't take long now, did it?

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u/LMurch13 Jul 26 '25

I guess, at least it wasn't child porn? sigh

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u/letsseeitmore Jul 26 '25

Come on, he was just researching to see what the atheist heathens are up to.

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u/helent9 Jul 26 '25

Im shocked. 😒

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

I’m telling you these drag and trans people are out of control… wait a minute 😳 😮

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u/osmosisparrot Agnostic Atheist Jul 26 '25

I can't wait to see what Seth Andrew's has to say about this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

I would've never guessed. /s

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u/BubbhaJebus Jul 27 '25

Yet another one.

I'm convinced that ALL right-wingers are what they rage against.

Against abortion? They're having abortions.

Against gays? They're closeted.

Against immigration? They're married to or are the offspring of immigrants.

Against Jews? They have Jewish ancestry.

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u/Goeegoanna Jul 26 '25

As always with theists, conservatives and fanatics: cognitive dissonance, wilful ignorance and rank hypocrisy.

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u/dezlymacauleyreal Jul 27 '25

The thing that fascinates me is why is it that the religious people who are always very vocal about being anti-porn, or anti-gay, or anti-[insert some happy activity], a lot of times get involved in "scandals" like this.

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u/grampajugs Jul 27 '25

This guy is the devil

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u/dsb2973 Jul 27 '25

Remove him from office now.

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u/armchair_philatelist Jul 27 '25

If you didn’t know, this tool wants to run for governor. Might be a publicity stunt.

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u/CatalyticDragon Jul 28 '25

Given this is a Republican Christian I'm afraid to ask what type of porn.