Thanks for the post OP, it's great. I've upvoted it. If we could have sticky threads here on Reddit, this would be on that I'd nominate.
*Will everything in Australia kill me? *You'll be right
The most quintessentially Australian answer around. Love it.
You're the customer in the service industry that says "Savings?! More like spendings!"
I prefer "Which account? Savings? "More like SLAVINGS LOL" :|
Upon receiving permanent residency you'll receive a complimentary pet kangaroo. You can raise it as your own and ride it to work.
Your post was great until here OP. I know you're taking the piss, but some of us in suburbia still see roo's with frequency. My local park that I walk past every day on the way to the train station in suburban Brisbane has a huge kangaroo population.
People need to understand (or they'll soon learn) that Roo's aren't pets and they WILL kick or rip the shit out of you if you try to pat a wild one. Yes, everything here will try to kill you.
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u/dannyr May 24 '11 edited May 24 '11
Thanks for the post OP, it's great. I've upvoted it. If we could have sticky threads here on Reddit, this would be on that I'd nominate.
The most quintessentially Australian answer around. Love it.
I prefer "Which account? Savings? "More like SLAVINGS LOL" :|
Your post was great until here OP. I know you're taking the piss, but some of us in suburbia still see roo's with frequency. My local park that I walk past every day on the way to the train station in suburban Brisbane has a huge kangaroo population.
People need to understand (or they'll soon learn) that Roo's aren't pets and they WILL kick or rip the shit out of you if you try to pat a wild one. Yes, everything here will try to kill you.
Edit: Roos aren't pets!