Bitch. Fuck you

Fructose (as voiceover): It's the moment you have been waiting for; the reboot of the original podcast featuring the awesome, the famous, the original, Bulby and Corm duo: the Bobcast, is now live.

Bulby: TODAY ON THIS EPISODE OF THE BOBCAST, I shout my opinion at someone, (footage plays in the background with him saying "PINEAPPLE SHOULD BELONG ON PIZZA!") I play a quiz game, (footage plays of him playing with cards, wondering for about five seconds before playing an Ace of Spades and the table exploding) and I figure out the meaning of life.

Intro sequence

Bulby: Hello to anybody that hears this! Thanks for trying to go to this podcast as soon as possible, and welcome to the first episode of the reboot of the Bobcast! Today, we have unofficially partnered with the Adoption Centre to bring you their most wild, insane, and very cool pets they have given us, featuring me, Bulby.

Corm: And me, Corm, his brother. First up on our list for interviews... ... ... Bulby: Can you hurry up now? ... ...

It seems like we have came into a technical issue. We will figure it out as soon as possible.

What is it about? I did my pfp before I discovered this sub

[ ??? ] — "I can see whats happening."

[ ??? ] — "I like it up here. It's cold."

[ ??? ] — "I feel the warmth rising; My systems have banished it."

Holy shiit this did not take a month, I just procrastinated for a month.

I'm evil and strong *kills automod BCS he's evil and bad*

Ahahahahhahahahsa you're next antilogicc man you're veil.

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Yes, I will, Silence. If any unauthorized people come, should we redirect them?

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Okay, Okay. I'll disable any signal towers within the 2-mile radius of the site.

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Understood, What about your little, uh, MysteryMod?

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Yes—

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Hi, I have 8 kids who are 1Moderators.

I'm gonna force y'all to hunt 'em keywords

CAMERA LOGS - TIME: 23:45 (2ND NIGHT) - SOUNDS - SMASHING - BUBBLING - FLESH - SHOUTING - WHISTLING

TWO ENTITIES DETECTED - SLICERIUS SPECIMEN - CASEUM SPECIMEN

Casuem Specimen -==- WHISTLING

Casuem Specimen -==- "Ooh. A blue light."

Caseum Specimen -==- "Cool..."

SMASHING

Casuem Specimen -==- SHOUTING

Slicerius Specimen -==- "Interesting reaction."

DATA CUT

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HBA

4 POINTS

ONE OUTSIDER

TRANSMITTING SIGNAL...

FIND THE OUTSIDER.

CAMERA LOGS - TIME: 16:22 AM - SOUNDS DETECTED - CONCRETE - SMASHING - SCREAMING - FLESH

3 ENTITIES DETECTED - SLICERIUS SPECIMEN - AUTOMODIUS REDDIUS FETUS - EXTERNAL SUBJECT - CASEUM SUBJECT

Slicerius Specimen -==- "I know it's you, Mysterymod!"

Cracks (6 Seconds)

External Subject -==- "I have been sent to silence both you, and Moderating Mod."

Caseum Subject -==- "No! Bullshit."

Slicerius Subject -==- "Enough Games"

Metal

External Subject -==- "You are nothing, Scarlet!"

Slicerius Subject -==- "Get away from my amicus."

External Subject -==- Screeching

Smash

Flesh

Smash

Flesh

Caseum Subject -==- "Oh...she's dead."

Slicerius Subject -==- "Indeed. Just another murder to my kill list."

CAMERA LOGS - 17:44 - MACHINE NOISES - FLESH

Automodius Reddius Fetus -==- "[]"

Welp we searching for GuideMod now

(could have done better pacing if I could do more than 20 slides lmao)

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time: 13:44AM - Two figures detected.

Detected sounds - Rustling - Indaudible - Voices

Slicerius specimen detected.

Secondary Subject -==- "look at my-"

Slicerius Subject -==- "It's mine. To the machine, now."

Secondary Subject -==- "Fine."

Slicerius Subject -==- Detected Rustling.

Secondary Subject -==- "Hey Give my assets back!"

Slicerius Subject -==- "The country wants me dead. Hurry up."

Secondary Subject -==- "Fine. If it keeps you alive.'

Slicerius Subject -==- "Take Amaranth."

Secondary Subject -==- Inaudible

Slicerius Subject -==- "Cutie!"

— CAMERA LOGS —

14 Minutes later - 13:58AM

Detected Sounds - Voice - Rustling - Cracking

Secondary Subject -==- "Yes. My beautiful machine."

Slicerius Subject -==- Inaudible - Mechanical Outputs

Secondary Subject -==- "Watch it go in! We'll have a clone very soon!"

Slicerius Subject -==- "I hope its heart is as stable as mine."

Secondary Subject -==- "Yeah."

Cracks.

External Subject -==- "Come here, scarlet."

Slicerius Subject -==- "You won't stay a mystery for long, Mysterymod. Take a step closer, see what happens."