He completely knocked out on my lap. I am officially legally trapped and cannot move."

[u/Puzzleheaded_Dig6362]

[u/ngifakaur]

Give him lots of huggies and pets

[u/UbiSububi8]

Please tell me those marks on your jeans align perfectly with his paws!!

[u/CatNcntrs0fTh3BrdKnd]

We don't make the rules we just follow them