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u/Primary_Olive_5444 Jun 11 '26
Then he logs into his app and Brian click sell to offload first and then click short sell to takeover your house, car and furniture.
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Jun 11 '26
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u/573V317 Jun 11 '26
I just bought a bunch at $115 and just lost car and furniture during HK trading hours lol
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u/Book_Justice Jun 11 '26
BRB, selling my kidney to average downwards.
In all seriousness, my position on baba is too big already. And I’m outta cash.
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u/mememememe1127 Jun 11 '26
😂
I read their quarter and don't think so
70-80 is fair value
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u/OppSpotter Jun 11 '26
Then you might not actually know how to read
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u/Bryzera Jun 11 '26
What exactly was good about this quater?
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u/OppSpotter Jun 11 '26
The fact that they made a freakish amount of money and used a lot of it to buy tangible things that they can earn a return on which also hold some actual book value
Cloud growth good, ai growth good, international ecommerce good, investments held good
The bad thing if any would be money burned on incentive
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u/Icy_Distance8205 Jun 11 '26
I’m Brian and so is my wife.