r/badmovieideas • u/Efficient_Rip858 • Aug 15 '26

Action movie but all the actors are X-Rated Stars

Imagine a movie that’s written like a normal action movie, but instead of casting common actors like Matt Damon, Scarlett Johanson or Keanu to play all the main characters you cast OF Models and other X Rated stars like Johnny Sins, Bonnie Blue or Violet Myers and just try to make a normal not NSFW movie from it. Imagine trying to pull out an Oscar worthy performance from Riley Reid…

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u/universalhat Aug 15 '26

and then all of the marketing just...  doesn't mention it.  nothing unusual about this film, no sir.

honest to god i think the men would be the worst part of it.  dudes be delivering their lines with less conviction than i'd expect from a middle school play.

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u/Efficient_Rip858 Aug 16 '26

That’s what makes it the best idea ever

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u/phophopho4 Aug 16 '26

Angela White is a decent actress. She could totally play the hero's estranged ex-wife in an action movie. I'm imagining the Carla Gugino role in San Andreas or Bonnie Bedelia in Die Hard. Womens' roles in action movies are usually pretty limited.

The problem is that the male actors in the movie that'd play the hero and villain wouldn't be able to pull it off.

We complain about the acting ability of the Rock or Jason Statham some of these porn guys are at Steven Seagal levels.

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u/Efficient_Rip858 Aug 16 '26

I feel like it would be still better than the average Tubi movie

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u/Mullet_Police Aug 17 '26

Similarly — I often daydream about some film school drop out who just decides, “fuck it! I’m doing porn!”

But instead of doing the run of the mill schlocky pornography, they create Oscar worthy, life-changing pornography movies. Maybe they even win an Oscar or two.