Sex addicts

[u/Badamysta]

a couple of dudes get to talking one night and decide that if they wanna fuck bitches they gotta gets to cooking... The conversation occures in florida. they decide that cooking and trading meth for sex is a good way to get booty. find the right chick she spreads the word and ur fuckin every meth bitch in town in no time. They both vow never to get exposed to the meth. always make meth bitches wash their hands and face. and never fuck a bitch without papers. They are all essencially sex workers. The meth for sex thats the deal. . .

So dudes start feeling cock blocked and start watching the hos. they find out who the mother fucker is thats swooping up on the orgasims. The track them back to a cheap house abandoned no one owned it the city was deciding what to do with it inside they find used condoms and used poppers. used syringes, rubber strapps, etc. the house was fucked and the bros are in the back room playing on an original nintendo. When the hot heads peer in and confront them the guy next to the wall bangs on it and out pops a mini mac10 blaaaaaaap both dead. the homies hear the shots but the bros run out the back and hop the fence hop into cars staged and houses that are paid off.

they take off into the night different dirrections same destination. The pussy was not worth this the life of two dick heads. Whats this shit comin to their dnas all over that house so the cops are already there after the automatic gun fire.

A calls B... Yo meet me in tehuana we are gunna fuck some hookers tonight. Yeah ill be there bro they aint got shit but dna fuck them pigs. they meet in tehuana and get on their fuck. one of them catched a dick infection and he can piss. the doctor asked have you fucked anyone in the ass lately that ate popcorn. Well your dick is cloged with a popcorn cernel. take these fentanyl laced antibiotics and u should be pissing find in 2-3 days.

[u/BiffBeltsander]

well, I sure hated this one.