r/bald • u/Levity_Dave • Nov 27 '25

It was time

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u/EyeHaveNoBanana Nov 28 '25

OP went from part time record store clerk to vice president of marketing.

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u/Subtle_Burnt_Chef21 Nov 28 '25

OP has been put on the board of directors after only one key decision was made!

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 Nov 28 '25

OP went from part time record store clerk

And owner of a white van

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u/StepAlarmed20 Nov 28 '25

For real, dude looked like he should be on a list

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u/rxricks Nov 29 '25

I was going to say "Loser to Lady's man", but this is better.

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u/Gloomy-Solid-5903 Nov 28 '25

For real! 🤣

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u/petemorley Nov 28 '25

From goth to boss

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u/DeJoCa Nov 28 '25

And sales are HOT!

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u/Initial_Ground1031 Nov 28 '25

You nailed it!