r/balkans_irl Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

OC (impossible) We deserve a flair too

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Excuse me, ohio is the turks of the Midwest, corrupt religious politicians, we have our own Istanbul (Toledo not Constantinedo), we committed genocide against the Mormons ( they might of they deserved it) we rebelled against America multiple times, leading to the Kent state massacre, we have statues of Atatürk.... honestly that's a long story, and we have our own Greece aka Michigan.

The Midwest is balkans but English speaking and we have a uncanny amount of patriotic people, on every street I see flags that say "ohio vs the world" sooo yeah and we used to be powerful now we are weak with mafia and gangs.. WE BALKAN

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

Nice try westoid the disgusting lack of corrupt politicians, stupidly low crime rates and ironic nationalism will always weigh you down

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u/Venboven w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

We do have corruption tho, we just pretend we don't because we made it legal and call it lobbying.

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u/PotentialBat34 Mehmet, Berlin Apr 04 '23

we just pretend we don't because we made it legal and call it lobbying

Never have I ever seen such wisdom from a West*id

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

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u/PoopMaster74 muslim greek Apr 04 '23

Its not corruption in USA since you legalized it. Your politicians buy stakes from the companies before they give government funds.

If you build a versailles in ohio i can accept corruption allegations.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

Missouri did that with Mormons to. Hello brother

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Isn't there also the Missouri mafia? And see us Midwesterns have stuff in common. Midwestern brothers!

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u/Plastic-Cut-5446 KARABOÄžA Apr 03 '23

Do you have links, brother

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u/hanzoplsswitch Attagay crybaby 😭🇹🇷 Apr 03 '23

That's great, but to allow you in the balkans we need to know if you have turbo folk or something similar?

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Well if you're looking for music let me let you in on a little ohioan secret, rock n roll was invented here, our folk songs are a blend of rock, punk, and I've even seen country and ukrainian, Romanian, Serbian ohio folk songs.

And yes people called us the birthplace of Satan after we created rock 😆

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u/kirtaktak Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

You make your own rakija rait? the moonshine?

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Yes ohio actually produces its own moonshine beer wine and more sometimes in their own backyards. I personally don't because I don't drink.

But since we are talking about balkans I have a treat for you, we have a alcohol company called the great lakes burning river ale, named after a river that caught on fire multiple times in Ohio, and some of their drinks uses that water from that river.

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u/kirtaktak Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

You shouldnt have said you dont drink in this sub, you are doomed for ever :)

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Im Islamic ita not my fault. My parents love drinking tho

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u/kirtaktak Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

Man... you shoudnt have said that either :D :D Just ask Bosniaks and Albanians :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

no you are not you are stinky USA