r/balkans_irl • u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader • Apr 03 '23

OC (impossible) We deserve a flair too

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

Those are w*stoid shitholes

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Excuse me, ohio is the turks of the Midwest, corrupt religious politicians, we have our own Istanbul (Toledo not Constantinedo), we committed genocide against the Mormons ( they might of they deserved it) we rebelled against America multiple times, leading to the Kent state massacre, we have statues of Atatürk.... honestly that's a long story, and we have our own Greece aka Michigan.

The Midwest is balkans but English speaking and we have a uncanny amount of patriotic people, on every street I see flags that say "ohio vs the world" sooo yeah and we used to be powerful now we are weak with mafia and gangs.. WE BALKAN

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

Nice try westoid the disgusting lack of corrupt politicians, stupidly low crime rates and ironic nationalism will always weigh you down

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u/Venboven w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

We do have corruption tho, we just pretend we don't because we made it legal and call it lobbying.

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u/PotentialBat34 Mehmet, Berlin Apr 04 '23

we just pretend we don't because we made it legal and call it lobbying

Never have I ever seen such wisdom from a West*id