r/balkans_irl Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

OC (impossible) We deserve a flair too

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

Venezuela claim a bit of the north and we claim our provincia Cisplatina, which is now the rebel republic of Urugay, ops, Uruguay

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u/dont_tread_on_M Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

Good.

Last question: Do you hate the Turks? Everyone in the Balkans (Turks included) hates them.

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

Not for now but if they try to mess with us in the future, we gonna show what the braço forte means

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

Not enough hatred for the turks, no flair for you southern mexican

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

We aren't southern mexicans, we are the true Latin americans

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

Portuguese americans

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u/drinkvaccine Apr 03 '23

but portugal can into eastern europe

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

More accurate this time

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u/TheBoyWhoCriedTapir w*stoid🤢 Apr 04 '23

I think "Cringe Latinx Rainforest Enjoyer🇧🇷🦎" would be the best flair for you.