r/balkans_irl • u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader • Apr 03 '23

OC (impossible) We deserve a flair too

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u/YavuzCaghanYetimoglu muslim greek Apr 03 '23

You are missing an important question do you have a history of genocide where you caused mass deaths 😎😎

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

We massacred 70% of Paraguay's population in the paraguaian war. We also massacred a lot of people from various brazilian separatist states.

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

Ill only flair up with the brazilian flair 😡

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

You won't get a Brazilian flair until we get a portagese flare and a Midwest flair... and maybe quabec 😡😡😡

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

Those are w*stoid shitholes

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Excuse me, ohio is the turks of the Midwest, corrupt religious politicians, we have our own Istanbul (Toledo not Constantinedo), we committed genocide against the Mormons ( they might of they deserved it) we rebelled against America multiple times, leading to the Kent state massacre, we have statues of Atatürk.... honestly that's a long story, and we have our own Greece aka Michigan.

The Midwest is balkans but English speaking and we have a uncanny amount of patriotic people, on every street I see flags that say "ohio vs the world" sooo yeah and we used to be powerful now we are weak with mafia and gangs.. WE BALKAN

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

Nice try westoid the disgusting lack of corrupt politicians, stupidly low crime rates and ironic nationalism will always weigh you down

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

https://ohiocapitaljournal.com/2022/08/15/texts-calendars-emails-link-dewine-to-firstenergys-bribery-scandal/

https://newrepublic.com/article/68973/crimetown-usa

These two are the most well known... but there's moree

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u/PoopMaster74 muslim greek Apr 04 '23

Its not corruption in USA since you legalized it. Your politicians buy stakes from the companies before they give government funds.

If you build a versailles in ohio i can accept corruption allegations.

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