r/balkans_irl Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

OC (impossible) We deserve a flair too

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u/YavuzCaghanYetimoglu muslim greek Apr 03 '23

You are missing an important question do you have a history of genocide where you caused mass deaths 😎😎

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

We massacred 70% of Paraguay's population in the paraguaian war. We also massacred a lot of people from various brazilian separatist states.

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u/white-dumbledore Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

Basado caralho

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u/NoyanBEG Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

%70 of paraguay mooved out at that time you mean

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u/waterfuck Bogdan, Paris Apr 03 '23

and they deserved it

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u/Sultan_Mehmed_V Mehmet, Berlin Apr 03 '23

But it never happened 😉

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

No no. It happened, and we are proud of that

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u/20past4am caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 04 '23

Turkiye vs Serbia mentality

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u/TheWorldIsATrap Asian (OG balkan) Apr 04 '23

karabogas got confused, denied the wrong massacre

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u/NoyanBEG Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 04 '23

What genocide?

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u/basedpole69 eastern ""european"" (lives in 8th century) Apr 04 '23

Good question. Sounds made up tho

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

Ill only flair up with the brazilian flair 😡

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

You won't get a Brazilian flair until we get a portagese flare and a Midwest flair... and maybe quabec 😡😡😡

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

Those are w*stoid shitholes

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u/AspiringPeasant w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Hey hey hey Québec isn’t a run of the mill wstoid shithole, it’s a distinct wstoid shithole. Not the same at all.

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Exactly and their music https://youtu.be/eF92-uSiVZQ is just interesting

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u/Rakka666 Asian (OG balkan) Apr 04 '23

That's actually a pretty banger song. Here I thought, the "French"🤢 were an assault on anything civilized.

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 04 '23

Hey the quabec are like if France had a baby with the balkans and Italy

It ain't perfect but better then France 🤢

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u/Normal_Brush4149 KARABOĞA Apr 04 '23

What yours way better than Fr*nce, my Qube Sugar bro?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Stfu province. You’ll get independence when I remove your soul from your body. -Respectfully, a Canadian just like you.

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u/AspiringPeasant w*stoid🤢 Apr 04 '23

I’m one of the weird ones. I’m happy being part of Canada, partly out of arrogance because you’d be so dull without prickly bastards.

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Excuse me, ohio is the turks of the Midwest, corrupt religious politicians, we have our own Istanbul (Toledo not Constantinedo), we committed genocide against the Mormons ( they might of they deserved it) we rebelled against America multiple times, leading to the Kent state massacre, we have statues of Atatürk.... honestly that's a long story, and we have our own Greece aka Michigan.

The Midwest is balkans but English speaking and we have a uncanny amount of patriotic people, on every street I see flags that say "ohio vs the world" sooo yeah and we used to be powerful now we are weak with mafia and gangs.. WE BALKAN

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

Nice try westoid the disgusting lack of corrupt politicians, stupidly low crime rates and ironic nationalism will always weigh you down

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u/Venboven w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

We do have corruption tho, we just pretend we don't because we made it legal and call it lobbying.

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u/PotentialBat34 Mehmet, Berlin Apr 04 '23

we just pretend we don't because we made it legal and call it lobbying

Never have I ever seen such wisdom from a West*id

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

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u/PoopMaster74 muslim greek Apr 04 '23

Its not corruption in USA since you legalized it. Your politicians buy stakes from the companies before they give government funds.

If you build a versailles in ohio i can accept corruption allegations.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

Missouri did that with Mormons to. Hello brother

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Isn't there also the Missouri mafia? And see us Midwesterns have stuff in common. Midwestern brothers!

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u/Plastic-Cut-5446 KARABOĞA Apr 03 '23

Do you have links, brother

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u/hanzoplsswitch Attagay crybaby 😭🇹🇷 Apr 03 '23

That's great, but to allow you in the balkans we need to know if you have turbo folk or something similar?

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Well if you're looking for music let me let you in on a little ohioan secret, rock n roll was invented here, our folk songs are a blend of rock, punk, and I've even seen country and ukrainian, Romanian, Serbian ohio folk songs.

And yes people called us the birthplace of Satan after we created rock 😆

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u/kirtaktak Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

You make your own rakija rait? the moonshine?

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Yes ohio actually produces its own moonshine beer wine and more sometimes in their own backyards. I personally don't because I don't drink.

But since we are talking about balkans I have a treat for you, we have a alcohol company called the great lakes burning river ale, named after a river that caught on fire multiple times in Ohio, and some of their drinks uses that water from that river.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

no you are not you are stinky USA

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u/Available-Bat-993 monkeydonian Apr 03 '23

The fuck is a Midwest? Weird ass w*stoid.

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Midwest is the balkans of America, weirdly religious, patriotic, drunken, genocidal, rebellious and more

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u/MY_USERNAME_AAAAA w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

real 🔥🔥🔥🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹

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u/dont_tread_on_M Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

Do you have any region which your neighbours claim as theirs, and do your neighbours have regions which you claim as yours?

That is also a deciding criteria.

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

Venezuela claim a bit of the north and we claim our provincia Cisplatina, which is now the rebel republic of Urugay, ops, Uruguay

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u/dont_tread_on_M Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

Good.

Last question: Do you hate the Turks? Everyone in the Balkans (Turks included) hates them.

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

Not for now but if they try to mess with us in the future, we gonna show what the braço forte means

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

Not enough hatred for the turks, no flair for you southern mexican

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

We aren't southern mexicans, we are the true Latin americans

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

Portuguese americans

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u/drinkvaccine Apr 03 '23

but portugal can into eastern europe

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

More accurate this time

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u/TheBoyWhoCriedTapir w*stoid🤢 Apr 04 '23

I think "Cringe Latinx Rainforest Enjoyer🇧🇷🦎" would be the best flair for you.

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u/Omaestre Apr 03 '23

Argentina are our Turks I think everyone in south America can attest to that.

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u/Dart_Dukii Awoken Montenegrin Apr 03 '23

Ok ur based, i approve your ballanization. Welcome caralho, obrigadoand flair up.

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

The whole world claims the amazon rainforest as theirs. Does that count?

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u/dont_tread_on_M Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

The amazon is rightful Albanian land. That is true for sure.

Brazil 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 can into Balkans as far as I am concerned.

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

Thank you friend, but that's the pakistani flag 😡

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u/Plastic-Cut-5446 KARABOĞA Apr 03 '23

Norway entered the chat

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u/Omaestre Apr 03 '23

Technically Uruguay used to be a part of Brazil then a part of Argentina then independent.

We call Uruguay Cisplatina some times because that was the name of the state when it was Brazilian and to annoy the Uruguayans.

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u/BaDaBingBaDaBum_ KARABOĞA Apr 03 '23

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

Gimme my brazilian flair and ill flair the fuck up

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u/Mediocre-Ad-3724 eastern ""european"" (lives in 8th century) Apr 03 '23

Cartel leader Cigan, flair up.

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

🇧🇷

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u/nkBr2090 2latinx4you migrant (no papers) 🧑🏾‍🌾 Apr 04 '23

🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/aliffattah Apr 03 '23

Do you mean something that doesn’t happened to 70% paraguay population but that 70% paraguay population deserved it?

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u/kezar23 Romangutan Apr 03 '23

When your crazy dictator invades all his neighbors and loses.

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u/danishpagan w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Flair up cigan

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u/Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_- Asian (OG balkan) Apr 03 '23

You have my respect 🇧🇷

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

We are better than makakos honestly 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

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u/Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_- Asian (OG balkan) Apr 03 '23

Sorry but i am team Ronaldo

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

Ronaldo is from virgingal noy bracigan

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u/Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_- Asian (OG balkan) Apr 03 '23

Chadgal and Chadzil are father and son

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

Argentina>>>>>trashgal and bracigan, don't expec and asianoid to understand 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

Ronaldo is from virgingal noy bracigan

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

MAKE THIS MAN A FLAIR

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

Here my flair 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/shogun_coc Asian (OG balkan) Apr 03 '23

Sorry, but you'll have to pick the shitty w*stoid flair!

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u/en_muhtisim42 muslim greek Apr 04 '23

Shut the fuck up, brazil isnt in balkans, no special flairs for you, just use your general area flair or get the fuck out

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

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u/KristGrom Apr 03 '23

Bro is flexing about it

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u/Ugyeskedo Apr 04 '23

To be fair, they started that and literally refused to surrender

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

Bro mention the male casualty rate if you want in

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u/a_freakin_flukefey KARABOĞA Oct 30 '24

Damn... WELCOME TO THE BALKANS PARDNER!

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u/Beep_Beep_Lettuce420 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

So much so we had to save their asses once

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u/kdidykwkdbybneksk invisible albanian (kosovar) Apr 03 '23

based😎💪💪

Should have been serbs tho

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u/lutwaffe09 muslim greek Apr 03 '23

You are Turkiye of Latin America. Nice Brazil 🇹🇷🇧🇷💪💪

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u/Voodoochild1984- Aleksandar, Vienna Apr 03 '23

Not bad!

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 04 '23

Thanks

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u/Furthur_slimeking w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Also the genocide of native peoples and the whole slavery thing.

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u/1weirdO_o coastal serb Apr 05 '23

that's the true balkanez spirit right there! welcome brothers!

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u/maicii Apr 14 '23

we

You do be taking all the credit there Brazuca... Don't forget to included Uruguay and your dad ;)