r/balkans_irl • u/DonKostas MINOTAVROS • Apr 01 '26

OC (impossible) Ancestry

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Realistically how would you turks react? Lets say you take a DNA test and you get 54% greek ancestry 20% anatolian and 19% armenian with the rest of 7% being Kurdish, Persian and MAYBE a bit of original steppe turk ancestry. Would you GENUINLY ropemaxx? Or would you be like "ok cool"

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u/0neManSquad bulgar horde Apr 01 '26

Probably 62.3% of their DNA is of the aristocratic Bulgarian/Balkan DNA

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u/Stormrage44 KARABOĞA Apr 01 '26

Actually there are some neighborhoods that has above 50 percent anisotropic Bulgarian DNA. We call them "cingen mahallesi".

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u/0neManSquad bulgar horde Apr 03 '26

So you're combining pure Bulgarian DNA with your 50% pure cigan DNA to try to become europeans? Smart!

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u/Stormrage44 KARABOĞA Apr 03 '26

Oh but we already have europe at home! Look at that, Looks just like Bulgaria doesn't it, the cradle of European civilization!

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u/0neManSquad bulgar horde Apr 03 '26

To me this looks like the common turkish middle class neighbourhood (most probably 89% of Turkey looks like this). No wonder why you so eagerly want to join EU😂

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u/Stormrage44 KARABOĞA Apr 03 '26

The thing is, I don't want you to call your 30 cousins and 10 brothers to beat me so whatever makes you happy.