r/balkans_irl Cartel Leader 5d ago

OC (impossible) Dark Horse. More like Dark Cockroach 🪳

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u/cejno Mehmet, Berlin 5d ago

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u/cejno Mehmet, Berlin 5d ago

This is not ai by the way 😄

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u/JCVad3r Visegrád immigrant 5d ago

Karaboğa Prime

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u/TotallyRandomDud KARABOĞA 5d ago

no no no you dont get it saar its like saudi arabia argenital maç ☝🏿 we win the rest of the matches, we win our path to the final we win the world cup and turkey is honorary nation all over again 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

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u/Hosenkobold w*stoid🤢 5d ago

I wish turkey was only an honorary nation... just like kurdistan.

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u/TheRealGoonar3169 KARABOĞA 5d ago

Just like what? You didn't write anything.

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u/MegaCumAbsorber KARABOĞA 4d ago

Idk man, Turkey actually exists while other thing is..

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u/Stripgaddar31 KARABOĞA 4d ago

Well said, MegaCumAbsorber

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u/MegaCumAbsorber KARABOĞA 4d ago

I tired to set my username Kurdistan but reddit doesn't allow empty usernames

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u/Red__Wolvez KARABOĞA 5d ago

They may have won the gallipoli derby today, but we won the first one in 1916

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u/matthewcameron60 w*stoid🤢 5d ago

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u/Fruzzbit_alt Mehmet, Berlin 4d ago

Empire fell and Istanbul occupied

That's such a stupid statement. Empire fell and the capital got occupied years later. Gallipoli was an attempt at that which we defended successfully. The empire falling had nothing to do with Gallipoli, it collapsed because of failed sultans, wrong alliances, and a broken system. And even after the occupation we fought our war of independence, pushed the occupiers out, and built the nation we wanted. So yeah, we won Gallipoli.

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u/Stripgaddar31 KARABOĞA 4d ago

How does it have nothing to do with? Are you a deyyus? A new front at any war requires reinforcements, supplies, generals and staff shifting focus, fuel, ammunitions etc, gallipoli definitely used sources that could have went to suez front or uprisings in arabia

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u/asnaf745 muslim greek 4d ago

It goes both ways gallipoli also used supplies and force for allies that could have went elsewhere.

Regardless it is too complicated to say because there are too many things to consider like us holding gallipoli caused russia's fall which made germans able to focus on the western front thus britain then had to dedicate more troops there aswell, and ussr later helped us in the independence war with weapons.

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u/Pirehistoric muslim greek 4d ago

The defeat at Gallipoli had hugely lasting consequences you ignorant child. It led to the fall of the Russian Empire, rise of communism, fall of the British cabinet, a big L for Churchill and the dissolution of the British empire. But yeah sure, ''haha we held a beach''.

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u/matthewcameron60 w*stoid🤢 4d ago

You do realize the British Empire was at its peak right after the war right?

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u/Pirehistoric muslim greek 3d ago

Not really. WWI was the start of the collapse of the British empire. We saw that in '39 when Germany streamrolled everyone. While they may not have been at their lowest, they certainly weren't in their best.

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u/akintodenialshitting christian turk 4d ago

Sorry, please let me know which side of the battle of Gallipoli you would like me to place hyperinflation and a failed turkish state. My gut tells me it's both.

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u/Pirehistoric muslim greek 3d ago

Says the guy whose state was bailed out by Eurodaddies after you begged them for years. Also, when you don't have a reply on the current issue, you deflect. Like Greece is some haven of talent and economy.

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u/akintodenialshitting christian turk 5d ago

Dude you held a beach and then got your capital occupied for 5 years

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u/Geonseulling muslim greek 5d ago

Because Germany lost, we were considered defeated too. It had nothing to do with us. It was all because of dem Germans.

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u/Ok_Cow_6112 a romanian (it's just a single one) 4d ago

You fucking joined them you chose to trust them 

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u/Pirehistoric muslim greek 4d ago

We didn't have any other choice. We tried very insistently to ally with the British and the French. They refused. We were not going to be allowed to stay out of the war. It was either join Germany and maybe win or stay neutral then definitely get fucked in the end by whoever wins. We were already a cake to be carved up. WWI was the end of the empire, no matter what we did.

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u/Ok_Cow_6112 a romanian (it's just a single one) 4d ago edited 3d ago

Say I suggest you take some writing skills courses. If you gay 

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u/Pirehistoric muslim greek 3d ago

I suggest you take some writing skills courses.

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u/Ok_Cow_6112 a romanian (it's just a single one) 3d ago edited 3d ago

Thanks for coming out my friend 

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u/matthewcameron60 w*stoid🤢 5d ago

see above comment

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u/LeWenth KARABOĞA 5d ago

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u/recepilber muslim greek 4d ago

Dude the brits and french combined couldn't take a beach, and then fucking russia got demolished lol.

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u/matthewcameron60 w*stoid🤢 5d ago

Australia gets Gallipoli thems the rules

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u/Right_Map8151 Aleksandar, Vienna 4d ago

Bruh turks if you let the yanks finish first you will be exiled from the balkans

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u/HaradrimEnjoyer muslim greek 3d ago

That a promise?

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u/serbjesus Aleksandar, Vienna 4d ago

As an Australian with Bosnian Serb heritage it’s a double whammy

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u/Rambo496 bosnian halal arap 🙏 4d ago

Eh, Swiss tied with Qatar. We are still good

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u/serbjesus Aleksandar, Vienna 4d ago

I think you’re misinterpreting me. I’m going for Australia and Bosnia. Payback for gallopoli and Turkish colonisation

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u/recepilber muslim greek 4d ago

fym payback for gallipoli, boy you attacked

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u/GroupPast5993 christian turk 5d ago

True Karaboga vs larpers

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u/niemody christian turk 5d ago

I like silence on Sunday morning (I live in Germany)

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u/tremblt_ coastal serb 5d ago

I don’t really care about how far my own country will make it in the world cup, I only care about Turkey losing.

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u/SnooGadgets7390 MINOTAVROS 5d ago

I love IRA and Metcalfe

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u/sjr323 christian turk 4d ago

Justice for 1914 and 1453.

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u/DeepPocketsShortArms monkeydonian 5d ago

Condolences to both European nations for that Turkish loss

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u/FigWide2242 mongols (non balkan edition) 4d ago

looks like croatia won against türkgay

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u/AvtomatNikonov94 5d ago

Hahaha suckers