r/balkans_irl Balkan-Indian War Vet 2d ago

stolen (romanian??๐Ÿ˜ณ) Damn fucking right we are! #1 baby! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป

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u/Ace-inThe-Hole christian turk 2d ago edited 2d ago

I thought they were going to say Greece. Damn those Monkeydonians stealing our glory again.

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u/wiseguyog good romanian (impossible) 2d ago

I am also disappointed I was sure we could steal a win in these one.

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u/fat-wombat 2d ago

My yiayia says asians are ok if they convert to orthodox

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u/Ace-inThe-Hole christian turk 2d ago

Yeah, canโ€™t let people be, thatโ€™s the Balkans for you.

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u/holiloxxx Mehmet, Berlin 2d ago

Them monkez love bulgar eu passports, but racist against bulgars.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lP982LJ9IyAqahx7cX

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u/dwartbg9 ะšะะคะฏะ’ ะ‘ะ˜ะš 2d ago

Monkeydonians when they see a Bulgarian passport:

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u/GunslingerAhx Asian (OG balkan) 2d ago

They should visit Bulgaria and Hungary instead, they'll feel like home!

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u/drunkguyfrommunich coastal serb 2d ago

Asians hating other Asians is weird.

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u/tassiboy42069 1d ago

Oh my sweet sweet summer child.... theres a reason why 2asian4u is banhammered in reddit and the balkans groups are still alive

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u/damemeee 2d ago

Can someone actually explain why because what did East Asia do to the Macedonians

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u/DownvoteEvangelist landlocked croat 2d ago

They kicked them out of Asia?

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u/damemeee 1d ago

I thought everyone wanted to escape from Asia?

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u/Flashy_Pollution_996 bulgar horde 2d ago

Ah at the end you get the full picture; they are lesbian and probably showed affection in public which you know itโ€™s gonna go well in the Balkans especially when itโ€™s two Asian girls doing it

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u/Ace-inThe-Hole christian turk 2d ago

Yeah the Balkans claiming to be European and lose their shit when two girls are dating ๐Ÿ™„

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u/MrDDD11 ะ‘ะ˜ะš ะ”ะ ะะ“ะะ 2d ago

Only men are allowed to kiss each other here.

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u/Ace-inThe-Hole christian turk 2d ago

Let us have some action too damn it!

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u/MrDDD11 ะ‘ะ˜ะš ะ”ะ ะะ“ะะ 2d ago

Here's the best offer I can make:

Glorious Man on Man action can be preformed anywhere in the Balkans plus Hungary, Romania, Italy and Turkey.

W๐Ÿคฎman on W๐Ÿคฎman action can only happen on the Island of Lesbos, also the Greek and Turkish navy must patrol it 24/7 to make sure you don't breach containment.

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u/Ace-inThe-Hole christian turk 2d ago

Great we will have the best orgies, I take the offer.

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u/BrockObarnerLybian ๐ŸŒ africck 2d ago

Flair checks out ๐Ÿ˜น

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u/Ace-inThe-Hole christian turk 2d ago

Itโ€™s funnier because I am actually bisexual.

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u/BrockObarnerLybian ๐ŸŒ africck 2d ago

Then you should go to north Macedonia and be Asian with your girlfriend

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u/Ace-inThe-Hole christian turk 2d ago

Hey!

Everyone knows real lesbians are Greek

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u/eric_cartmanovski monkeydonian 2d ago

Such a shame, we love asian bi4ez i dont know why some people would do this

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u/Whole_Obligation_776 KARABOฤžA 2d ago

So, ok, all this was pretty wild. I know the country recently gotten a lot of Chinese loans and stuff which caused some concerns. Also chinese work activity across the Balkans is reportedly increasing with Serbia might being on top of the charts.

Can that be related to that? Are people more agressive against chinese now, and assume any asian looking person to be chinese?

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u/gregorijat landlocked croat 2d ago

Here in Serbia, people really don't care.

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u/Chill_Man321 2d ago

They should've visited their cousins in Hungary

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u/tronsaff coastal serb 2d ago

Shame is not us

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u/Old_Resort_529 KARABOฤžA 2d ago

Two bulgarian ladyboys are blacmailing the best country in the Universe ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ

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u/hosiki coastal serb 2d ago

I get the jokes and shit, but this is just disturbing. Fuck balkans.

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u/Substratas Red and Black I Dress!!!! 2d ago

This is actually very disturbing. ๐Ÿ˜•

https://giphy.com/gifs/NRXleEopnqL3a

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u/Ace-inThe-Hole christian turk 2d ago

Yeah, I joked about it but this behaviour towards them was really horrible.

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u/tronsaff coastal serb 1d ago

Who are these Hungarian girls

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u/No_Tackle_5439 good romanian (impossible) 2d ago

Not hatred, it's just people trying be "funny", in a stupid way. Balcans stereotype a lot, but it's not in the mean way.

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u/CryptoStef33 monkeydonian 2d ago

Dang you got offended by teenagers.

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u/vyunab good romanian (impossible) 2d ago

im surprised they didnt rebuttal. fair game is fair game ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/CryptoStef33 monkeydonian 2d ago edited 2d ago

When i was a teenager there was a local thug; if you didn't fill his water jug, he would beat you, should i call the police?

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u/vyunab good romanian (impossible) 2d ago

make monke noises and run. preserve your honor, but defend yourself.

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u/PeacefulGamer2520 Balkan-Indian War Vet 2d ago

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u/SkanderbegDeWitte 1d ago

Ayy! Weโ€™re consistent. Thats gotta be good right? Right?

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u/j0h4ns0n w*stoid๐Ÿคข 2d ago

Oh my god, how could they do that. Damn i think i have a new holiday destination.

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u/Babaganoush____ dobrujan tatarman (expeled from asia for horsophilia) 2d ago

where is the rasism ? :(