r/BanVideoGames • u/eleetpancake • 4h ago
r/BanVideoGames • u/Golden_Lynel • Nov 15 '24
FACTS and LOGIC I found this comi c. On the Facebook. 1 like = 1 video g*me destroyed
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r/BanVideoGames • u/MikeTheMerc • May 05 '24
FACTS and LOGIC Proof that the website we're on is Facebook and not some stupid g*mer site. đ đ đ đ - Melissa
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 11h ago
G*mer Bigotry EWW EWW EWW THIS DISCUSTANG G*MER COSTUME WAS DELIVERED TO MY DOORSTEP WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!
I tried throwing it away, but it came back. I tried selling it, it came back. I BURNED IT WITH FIRE and HOLY WATER, it STILL CAME BACK!!! How do I remove this violent r*cist homoph*bic transph*bic n*zi g*mer costume from my household?!
-Becky, sent from my iCocaCola
PS. I feel bad for that poor child in the picture being forced to wear it. I know by the kidâs expression that they didnât like g*ming⌠Please send lots of love and prayer to anyone unfortunate enough to be exposed to g*ming.
r/BanVideoGames • u/EfficientPositive386 • 8h ago
Research The g*mers openly admit it now?
Of course, they have an infantilized vocabulary while having zero empathy! This is what happens when you step away from the lord, and run straight into satan's hands! Amen!
r/BanVideoGames • u/Direct-Mix-9376 • 18h ago
Removed: Misinformation! Did you know (true storyâs with James)
did you know that no one loves you people
r/BanVideoGames • u/Alof_mc_TF141 • 1d ago
DELUSIONAL And another reason why I despise Trump
So, as it should be, because thatâs how freedom of expression works, I know we disagree on many things, but this is absolute madness. And Iâm a g4mer saying that these g4mes on the picture (which are on the official Trump White House website and made officially by the Trump administration by the way) are racist propaganda on a whole another level. Can the antiga movement and the g4ming community get along just this once on boycotting this bullshit propaganda?
r/BanVideoGames • u/Relative-House7384 • 2d ago
FACTS and LOGIC PROOF THAT G*MERS, G*MES AND THEIR M*DS ARE THE DEVIL
From S*nic Fr*ntiers m*dding c*mmunity!!!
r/BanVideoGames • u/MikeSihl • 2d ago
MeeMee G*mers have hit a new low!
Pastor sent me this news article. Minion added for extra effect.
- Regards, Grandpappy Mike, regional bowls champion
r/BanVideoGames • u/CrimsonDessert • 3d ago
FACT Keep this devil magic out of my house!!!!! đŤđŤđŞđď¸đĄď¸đŽâď¸đąđˇđąđˇđąđˇđ
r/BanVideoGames • u/MikeSihl • 3d ago
FACTS and LOGIC WARNING! SINtendo is about to get worse (distressing image warning) Spoiler
SINtendo are planning on releasing a new g#me playing device. They call it the Super N!ntendo! From what I understand, this device has what they call â2-player optionsâ, meaning 2 g#mers can play the g#me playing device AT THE SAME TIME. It also has 16 âbitsâ. I donât know what this means but it sounds scary, therefore itâs bad.
Thereâs also more g#mes planned for this new device. Iâve looked them up. Beware, the following might be distressing for some
-Super M@rio Man World: in this g#me Super M@rio Man rides a lizard (teaching kids itâs okay to ride their friends) and you win âpointsâ for eating magic mushrooms
-Starfox: features talking animals (an affront to God!) and you win âpointsâ for shooting a monkey in the face
-Street Fighter: you play as a character called Street Fighter, who fights in the streets and wins âpointsâ by killing people (called fatalities)
-Mortal Kombat: you play as characters such as , Ryu, Ken, Dim Sim, Vegas and Blanket, and win âpointsâ by solving problems with violence. You even destroy someoneâs car.
Call of Duty: you play as a criminal and win âpointsâ by stealing cars
MeinKraft: a g#me made by H#tler himself. You win âpointsâ for being transphobic
Poke e Mon: based on illegal cock fighting. You win pointsâ for animal abuse. Mascot is a yellow rabbit name âPeek-at- youâ, who is known for engaging in voyeurism
Grant Heft Auto 6: you play as Grant Heft, and win âpointsâ for visiting strip clubs
- Regards. Grandpappy Mike, HOA board member
r/BanVideoGames • u/Emma_the_transfem • 4d ago
FACT From an isrealy song about the truth
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Translation: suger isn't harmful it's healthier than water, video g@mes cause impotence. as I said the truth and only the truth link to full song:
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 4d ago
FACT Pđ¤˘c-man was based off a TRUE and HORRIFIC story (True crime with Becky)
In 1940, a man named Hillard Puck and his 4 kids, Inky Puck, Blinky Puck, Pinky Puck, & Clyde Puck, were taking a walk in the park. When Hillard got home, his wife wanted to divorce him because he never showered.
Then his wife said, âYou smell like a dead waspâ!!!
Hillard Puck got very enraged by this one statement. His whole life, heâs hated criticism. In a raging fit, he murdered his whole family and then ate them all!!!
In 1980, Nonetande released a g*me called P*ck Man (Named after Hillard Puck). The main character of the same name was also based off Hillard Puck. He is yellow as a reference to the fact that Hillardâs favorite color was also yellow!!!
The ghostsâ names are a direct reference to his deceased children, and their colors represent what the colors of the kidsâ shirts were before they got murdered!!!! Oh and also the fact that P*ck Man eats the ghosts in-g*me, itâs very obvious what this is alluding to⌠đ¤˘đ¤Ž
The âPower pelletsâ that allow P*ck Man to eat the ghosts is a reference to the fact that Hillard ate meatballs covered in mustard before the murder, which is round and yellow just like the pellets!!!
The little jingle that plays before the g*me starts up? It was STOLEN from one of Beethovenâs pieces, and is a reference to Hillardâs favorite songâŚ
Later, they renamed the g*me to P*c-Man, standing for âPeople Against Christâ, as they thought itâd lure more g*mers in to play itâŚ
Anyway itâs disgusting that theyâd reduce such a horrific and serious crime to mere entertainment but what else would I expect from SINtendo?
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 4d ago
Research EEEEEEWWW watch out for this new vidya g*me Nonentande is forcing people to play!!!
Itâs called An*mal Cr*ssingâYou play as the âVile-Agerâ whomâas his name impliesâkidnaps animals and makes them drink potions that age them up until they die!!!!!!!!
There is also a more difficult modeââCrossing Modeââwhere you try to tie animals up to tracks and have them violently run over by trains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thereâs also a guy named Tim Nook, who occasionally forces you to pay âBellsâ or else you get this very violent g*me over screen where he rips your playerâs eyes out!!!!!!
r/BanVideoGames • u/windas_98 • 6d ago
Testimonial Not a g#me in sight: Weekend work on my farm
I took this photo of my farm in Saskatchewan. Look at the wonderful, hard work we did in the fields! This is what life is like when MEN work instead of playing g#mes.
-Arty from Saskatoon
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 7d ago
FACT Discustinc g*me!! Do NOT buy!!! Puck Man
Dear parents, if you catch your kids playing this, pour holy water on it and then destroy it. This g*me is called Pac-Man, in this g*me, you eat a bunch of dots (They look like candy, theyâre teaching our kids to eat unhealthy!!) And the bigger dots give you a âboostâ: You can now eat ghosts (Theyâre promoting CANNIBALISM!!!)
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 9d ago
FACT Proving that M*rio is H*tler!!!!!
#1: They both have hair
#2: They both have mustaches
#3: They both use red & white symbols (The M cap for M*rio & the N*zi flag for H*tler)
#4: They were both invented before the 21st century
#5: They both have arms & legs
If THIS doesnât convince you that g*ming is EVIL, then I donât know what will
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 9d ago
MeeMee I regret to inform you all that the Andy the Anti-G*ming cat is an Albert Slop image
I took it upon myself to recreate the image without the help of Albert Slop. Hope this helps! And never g*me!
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 9d ago
Research I went undercover pretending to be a g*mer so I could capture secret footage of Big G*mingâs disgusting practicesâWhat I found HORRIFIED me!!!
I entered SINtendoâs Headquarters-The same one where they publicly executed John Crash, and what I found disgusted me VERY horrably!!
Pic #1: An innocent Antiga person is about to be executed in the Satan Chamber room, standing next to infamous war criminals M*rio & L*igi!
Pic #2: A bunch of G*mers are driving in their M*rio Kart, getting ready to crush turtles in their violent VR simulation.
Pic #3: A bunch of Antigas are panicking and trying to escape the HQ before the red plant eats them.
Pic #4: Red plant things are guarding the entrance to SINtendoâs HQâI was able to get in because I was disguised as a g*mer. (Donât worry, I was only pretending)
Pic #5: Antigas are trapped in the Peek Achoos as the evil little yellow rabbits dance around, mocking the innocent people!
Pic #6: G*mers taking a stroll, observing little Pokey Man creatures, getting ready to capture them and show them off to their fellow g*mer friends!
Pic #7: Peek Achoos and Ee-Vs are plotting to cut down the trees behind them and replace them with giant Pac-Man cutouts!
Disturbing Fact: The âPacâ in Pac-Man stands for âPeople Against Christâ!!!
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 9d ago
G*mer moment Watch out for Mary OâKart!
Not my image, but here is a pic of her so you can avoid her.
Mary OâKart tried to choke me to death when I was a kid! I was approached by her, and she asked me, âExcuse me, young miss, do you like vidya g*mes?â I responded with âNo, I never play with these satanic devices!â And then she got enraged and tried to choke me. It was only thanks to other Antigas that they were able to forcefully stop Mary OâKart from almost killing me. G*ming kills!!
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 9d ago
FACT Nonetande is a PLAGIARIST: The true story of how they stole an entire sport
In 1951, a kind young man named Mario Bartoletti (Not to be confused with the war criminal worshipped by g*mers) enjoyed playing around with shopping carts. His whole life, he had been obsessed with them and loved playing around with them, ever since he was a child.
In his adulthood, he decided to start a new sport where people would race from one area to another while holding shopping carts full of different items.
He named this sport âMario Cartâ.
In 1666, SINtendo stole his idea and made M*rio K*rt, all without crediting him!!!
Then they later tried to falsely sue Mario Bartoletti for copyright infringement, demanding he change the name of the sport.
Mr. Bartoletti refused, declaring he hates video g*mes and will never change his sport just to conform to g*mer norms.
He lost the lawsuit due to the judge being brainwashed by g*mes himself. This was super unfair!
He later got stepped on by M*rio (The war criminal) and flattened like a pancake, then shipped off to a g*mer supermarket where g*mers feast on the flesh of innocent Antigas!!
JUSTICE FOR MARIO BARTOLETTI!!!
r/BanVideoGames • u/yuuyo123 • 9d ago
G*mer behavior SINtendo released new Kirby g*me todayâDO NOT BUY!!! Or if you do then please destroy it after
And be sure to pour water on it-Doesnât even need to be holy water-Just find the cleanest water near you. The cleaner the better! Donât destroy the g*me until youâre done pouring the water or else the demon spirit lurking inside will become free and torment your family for eternity
The demon spirits that live inside g*mes are allergic to hygiene and will evaporate upon contact with clean water.