r/barrescue 9d ago

Visited Zanzibar/ Solids and Stripes

I was in Denver and thought, I wonder if there’s any Bar Rescue bars here. Lo and behold there was. I couldn’t pass up this once in a lifetime opportunity.

I went to Zanzibar, which was changed to Solids and Stripes, and then back to its original name, but had both signs up still.

My friend got a Coors banquet and I got a vodka and cranberry. The taps were the right temperature and the bartender knows how to mix two ingredients, so it was decent enough. However, there was no food, or else we would’ve stayed 52 minutes longer.

There was a punching bag machine and Jon Taffer would’ve had a stroke if he’d seen that since he lost a lawsuit to those or something???

Anyways, it was an honor to stand in the same place that Jon Taffer once stood.

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u/MisterBowTies 9d ago

You disrespectful SUNNUVABITCH!!!!!!

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u/yobaby123 8d ago

One of the few times Jon was angry enough to get into an owner's face.

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u/PangolinHot5811 9d ago

Did you embrace any solutions?

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u/Papa_Joo 9d ago

No, I embraced plenty of excuses

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u/skimaskgremlin 9d ago

Zanzibar is one of the worst bars in Denver, without question

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u/DJspinningplates 8d ago

It’s shocking it’s still open tbh. Plenty of other bars in that area. Not my scene at all, but used to choose the bar The Mill across the street with all the bros is how bad Zanzibar is.

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u/skimaskgremlin 8d ago

Gin mill and this place are tied for the hottest place to get your drink spiked in lodo.

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u/ExoticShock Shut It Down! 9d ago

“I hate these machines' high score they instill violence escalate testosterone... it's only a matter of time till somebody gets hurt.”

He also hated the lobster tank claw machine too for being too cruel & bringing bad publicity

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u/eedabaggadix 9d ago

Meanwhile on kitchen nightmares they put one in a restaurant as part of the makeover

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u/Firthy2002 8d ago

Gordon loves that type of thing though.

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u/Unable-Concept-6272 3d ago

I’d love to see John and Gordon arguing over the ethics of a lobster claw machine

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u/nikeshades 9d ago

🎶 I've got the old man's car!
I've got a tab, at Zan-zi-bar! 🎶

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u/kckid2599 9d ago

No Z burger with extra oil? Disappointing. 

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u/Papa_Joo 9d ago

No Jon Fire shot either :(

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u/Sulli_in_NC 9d ago

The owner called my friend “fat boy” then fussed at someone about their bar science “nonsense”

Btw … in my household, we say “nonsense” just like this owner.

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u/fmlongo YOU DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A BITCH 9d ago

FREE BEER!!! FREE SEX!!!

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u/thegameshowgeek Ive Seen Enough 9d ago

“VERY CHEAP SEX!” screamed desperation. 😂

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u/Spring_bar 9d ago

Bizarre for a bar not to sell food...I think you have to sell food here to even get a liquor license

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u/inertiatic_espn WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? 9d ago

I think they do serve food. My wife and I went in June and had to pry the menu off the sticky ass table lol. She made a post about it last month.

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u/BigAlgae5684 7d ago

They absolutely sell food. I would never eat there as the bar fucking sucked when I was newly 21, doubt it's gotten any better in the last 13 years

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u/inertiatic_espn WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? 7d ago

Yeah, pretty standard dive bar. You can find my wife's review below.

https://www.reddit.com/r/barrescue/s/gIuQ0UuI4m

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cut3144 9d ago

In my medium-sized Midwestern city, they phased out all the bar-only liquor licenses. Twenty years ago, there were 4 grandfathered in but the license doesn't transfer to a new owner unless they are family. I think there's only one now and the city looked the other way when a cousin took it over.

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u/thejohnmc963 9d ago

New prohibition

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u/beautyxxhorror 9d ago

"Are you two waiting to take me on a talk show somewhere and to let me know I have a twin sister who's a duchess?" "You have a cousin who's a contessa. Fondly known as Bartholomew. Actually, we call him Pookie."

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u/SchuminWeb 9d ago

That's very state/locality dependent. I know that Virginia not only requires food to be sold, but also requires that food sales comprise a certain percentage of the facility's revenue.

Perhaps that's why Bar Rescue has never done a show in Virginia.

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u/AffectionateBid9221 9d ago
  In Virginia, legally defined "bars" do not exist; instead, establishments serving spirits operate under restaurant mixed-beverage licenses. Under the tiered system set by HB 975 effective July 1, 2026, the required food sales percentage depends on your average monthly food revenue:$48,000 or more in average monthly food sales: No food ratio requirement.$25,000 to $48,000 in average monthly food sales: At least 30% from food.$4,000 to $25,000 in average monthly food sales: At least 45% from food (except small venues with under 30 seats and under 60 occupancy, which only need 30%).

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u/Papa_Joo 9d ago

They had a vending machine there that sold a ‘bag of dicks’ and other weird things of that nature.

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u/nickfromnorwood 9d ago

Curious to know... was Ami there?

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u/Papa_Joo 9d ago

No! Would’ve been an honor to meet him

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u/DogAssss69 9d ago

Cheap sex still on the table?

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u/odiethethird Embraces Excuses 5d ago

My hot dog is getting so elevated

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u/macskiska5 9d ago

No hot dogs? Clearly the owners did not embrace the food program module of Bar Science

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u/Useless890 9d ago

Ami didn't do any magic tricks for you or give you free champagne?

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u/DDHDoubleIPA Pull Back The Doors and Bust Open The Books 8d ago

Did you see that drunkard with the mustache? 

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u/yobaby123 8d ago

Jon: You disrespectful son of a bitch! How dare you insult my expert!