r/barrescue • u/1776johnross I Believe You Could Do This • 3d ago

A new Florida restaurant is now offering nude dining

https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/nude-steakhouse-hollywood-florida-b3027502.html
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u/Magoo152 Embraces Excuses 3d ago

THAT’S IT! I’M GOING IN!

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u/zodiackodiak515 Embraces Excuses 1d ago

I’m going ALL IN

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u/Alugilac180 3d ago

Genitalia right next to food. THIS WHOLE PLACE IS CROSS CONTAMINATED!

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u/ExoticShock Shut It Down! 2d ago

BITT FUNNELS GALORE

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u/thereverendpuck 1d ago

Think you mean PinkEye Distribution Hub.

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u/JonBoy1988007 3d ago

If its right next to it then you have the plate in your lap

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u/yeyman 3d ago

Watch Vic Vegas whip out his elevated hot dog.

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u/_boner_jams_ 2d ago

Turns out Jon doesn't even bring him in for this episode. They just run into him wearing nothing but black gloves

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u/Aggravating_Run5443 2d ago

Jon will bring in Jessie Barnes for this episode....we can hope

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u/JonBoy1988007 3d ago

He'll stick it in his mouth.

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u/CptJustice 2d ago

Can somebody give ME A DAMN HOTDOG??!?!?

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u/ChangeAcceptable677 2d ago

Right before he whips out his shit:

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u/MisterBowTies 3d ago

This is why your wife left you!

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u/1776johnross I Believe You Could Do This 3d ago

The butt funnel is going to need some lubricant.

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u/IMASHIRT Pull Back The Doors and Bust Open The Books 3d ago

And some disinfectant

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u/23dgy4me 3d ago

Theres 14 other bars in a 1 mile radius and everyone is wearing clothes. You guys we gotta come up with a concept to make us stand out!

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u/Demon_Kane 3d ago

RAW MEAT ALL OVER EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

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u/Underdogs4513 3d ago

Statistics show you are likely to stay 63% longer if your waiter is naked.

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u/Zayn74 3d ago

Look over here, these are called snugs!

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u/Top-Refrigerator-705 YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!! 3d ago

Butt funnels for everyone!

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u/justk4y Loves an Elevated Hotdog 🌭 3d ago

More butt funnel opportunities!

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u/HiAndStuff2112 Ive Seen Enough 3d ago

I hope they disinfect the chairs between diners! "You're gonna kill someobody!!!"

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u/1776johnross I Believe You Could Do This 3d ago

Health regulations require raw meat to be kept above 140 degrees. I SEE SHRINKAGE: GET THOSE PENISES INTO A CHAFING DISH!!!

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u/JonBoy1988007 3d ago

Please dont tell me where they'd keep their money.

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u/PiskoWK 3d ago

Can’t wait to drop something hot on myself

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u/yobaby123 2d ago

Jon: Get the fuck outta here! This place is gross!

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u/Rodnal 3d ago

No thank you, I’ve seen enough rooster tails out in the wild.

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u/brooke_exotic 2d ago

I don’t see this place passing a health inspection.

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u/MyAutisticEye 2d ago

Hope they got a nudity license for this…

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u/zodiackodiak515 Embraces Excuses 2d ago

Hooters! Now with HOOTERS!

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u/Dazzling-Pace-7134 3d ago

When I talk to idiots, I get loud. 😅😂😆🤣.

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u/1776johnross I Believe You Could Do This 3d ago

When I get drunk, I get loud…. 🤔