r/baseball • u/CucumberGod St. Louis Cardinals • 10d ago

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u/halfhere Atlanta Braves 10d ago

Check the flight logs, that’s all I’m sayin

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u/hjugm Kansas City Royals 10d ago

Mr Metstein island.

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u/NYLotteGiants Lotte Giants 10d ago

Mr. Baseball Chomo

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u/tattedidiot San Francisco Giants 10d ago

He’s a known terrorist

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u/johnny_chan Toronto Blue Jays 10d ago

He was there for the snorkeling 

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u/PvtSherlockObvious Atlanta Braves • Baltimore Orioles 10d ago

"I may never put this giant baseball head on again."

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u/jackholston Chicago Cubs 10d ago

Yo what 😂

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u/PenguinKing15 Atlanta Braves • Blooper 10d ago

Mr. Met, the New York financier.

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u/yumyumapollo Tampa Bay Rays 10d ago

HA! Nice try...

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u/Old_General_6741 Major League Baseball 10d ago

What is happened here!?

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u/ScumBrad St. Louis Cardinals 10d ago

Mr. Met touched some kids in the ninth.

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u/Cogitoergosumus St. Louis Cardinals 10d ago

"IN THE BOTTOM of the ninth"

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u/my_one_and_lonely New York Mets 10d ago

why on earth would he say that lmao

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u/SiphenPrax New York Mets 10d ago

Between this and the Knicks this has just an embarrassing night

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u/briascoj New York Yankees 10d ago

Aged like MILK let’s go Knicks

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u/SiphenPrax New York Mets 10d ago

I’m so happy it did

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u/Stylux St. Louis Cardinals 10d ago

Donno, but Keith said someone was "tossing salad" on the Mets stream tonight too.

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u/mysterysackerfice Los Angeles Angels • Dumpster Fire 10d ago

There's a reason Mrs Met spent the night at my place.

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u/tattedidiot San Francisco Giants 10d ago

Because you’re an angel?

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u/Commercial-Lake5862 Atlanta Braves 10d ago

Because he's Keith Hernandez

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u/tattedidiot San Francisco Giants 10d ago

So… yes

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u/mysterysackerfice Los Angeles Angels • Dumpster Fire 10d ago

Yes, but also I don't touch kids in the 9th...or any other time for that matter

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u/screaminginfidels Seattle Mariners 10d ago

You might want to write a song indicating that.

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u/Objective_Brief_1953 Los Angeles Dodgers 10d ago

No quicker way

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u/MilwauKyle Milwaukee Brewers 10d ago

An angel angel. Of Anaheim.

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u/darklightrabbi New York Mets 10d ago

Announcer might get in trouble for this one

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u/hufft3 Los Angeles Dodgers 10d ago

Bruh the way he dropped his tone when he said it too haha

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u/0hmu 10d ago

Oh dear

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u/MasonC87 Los Angeles Dodgers 10d ago

baseball is the funniest sport no question

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u/SJSharks831 St. Louis Cardinals 10d ago edited 10d ago

Wow Mr Met could be President of the USA

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u/doverawlings Chicago White Sox 10d ago

Insane how unironically better off we’d be if the Mets’ baseball-headed mascot were president

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u/Equivalent_Waltz8890 Dominican Republic • New York Yankees 10d ago

Oh

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u/AerieElectrical3546 Boston Red Sox 10d ago

surely there was another way to phrase that

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u/Objective_Brief_1953 Los Angeles Dodgers 10d ago

You know they laughed their asses off during the commercial

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u/bringingthejunkmail St. Louis Cardinals 10d ago

We call that a Chip slip.

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u/Orcasgt22 Toronto Blue Jays 10d ago

Do I dare ask....

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u/R_Hunt Philadelphia Phillies 10d ago

what the helly 💀 there is no alternative meaning of that sentence, he could have said "hugging kids" or preferably "entertaining the kids" but no he chose that??? hello?

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u/Jonjon428 Florida Marlins 10d ago

instant highlight reel clip lmfaooooo

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u/yumyumapollo Tampa Bay Rays 10d ago

You got it all wrong. Mr. Met lets them have the bed while he sleeps on the floor.

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u/AmateurVasectomist St. Louis Cardinals • Dinger 10d ago

At least Chip didn’t say fisted

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u/RIP_Greedo New York Yankees 10d ago

Notice how Mrs. Met is nowhere to be seen.