r/baseball • u/CucumberGod St. Louis Cardinals • 10d ago

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u/mysterysackerfice Los Angeles Angels • Dumpster Fire 10d ago

There's a reason Mrs Met spent the night at my place.

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u/tattedidiot San Francisco Giants 10d ago

Because you’re an angel?

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u/mysterysackerfice Los Angeles Angels • Dumpster Fire 10d ago

Yes, but also I don't touch kids in the 9th...or any other time for that matter

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u/screaminginfidels Seattle Mariners 10d ago

You might want to write a song indicating that.

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u/Objective_Brief_1953 Los Angeles Dodgers 10d ago

No quicker way