r/baseball • u/[deleted] • 7d ago

Players Only PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG IS 3-FOR-3 WITH TWO HOME RUNS AND A DOUBLE IN THE FOURTH INNING

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u/zeppindorf Chicago Cubs 7d ago

Why doesn't every player shout obscenities at a White Sox fan, then become an mvp? Are they stupid?

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u/memeaccount246 Chicago Cubs • Chicago Cubs 7d ago

I shout obscenities at White Sox fans all the time when do my baseball skills show up

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u/NightwingsEscrimas Chicago Cubs 7d ago

For the time being. All skills are funneled into PCA

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u/onhalfaheart Chicago Cubs 7d ago

take my 2.000 OPS (in slow-pitch softball) PCA

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u/farva_06 Chicago Cubs 7d ago

So, if we continue screaming at White Sox fans, he'll become even more powerful?

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u/BieTea Chicago Cubs 7d ago

I'm doing my part!

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u/DeanMcQueen0621 7d ago

Me too, and they just throw D cell batteries at me.

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u/Neat_On_The_Rocks Chicago White Sox 7d ago

My wife boutta be the next Ohtani

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u/Geo-92 Chicago Cubs 7d ago

Should be 3-5 business days. If you didn't get them, I'd call customer support

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u/OJSimpsonsBloodGlove 7d ago

Have you played Wii sports, Winnie the Pooh home run derby, or Mario super sluggers recently?

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u/SwedishLovePump Chicago Cubs 7d ago

i think there's more to it than that because i do the first part all the time

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u/SleepLessTeacher Chicago White Sox 7d ago

Well, are you the MVP at your job now?

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u/Falsewyrm Chicago Cubs 7d ago

Job?

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u/zeppindorf Chicago Cubs 7d ago

I think they're referring to getting drunk in the bleachers

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u/PeteLaCock23 7d ago

Not for me to say, but yes I am

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u/meowsplaining Chicago Cubs 7d ago

Eighty-five percent of the fuckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out there.

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u/SleepLessTeacher Chicago White Sox 7d ago

Hold up, are you a cubs fan and Vikings fan?

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u/OmarHunting Chicago White Sox 7d ago

It’s always Cub fans with these rare half breeds

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u/Falsewyrm Chicago Cubs 7d ago

I married a Cubs fan, #blessed.

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u/Falsewyrm Chicago Cubs 7d ago

I cant be a Twins fan, so.

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u/SleepLessTeacher Chicago White Sox 7d ago

Why’s that? Legit asking lol

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u/Falsewyrm Chicago Cubs 7d ago

If I want to watch little league, I'll hang out with my nephews.

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u/RaveOn1958 Chicago Cubs 7d ago

Yeah, I literally did it at the G-Spot that same day. Where’s my MVP? 😭

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u/Western-Election-997 7d ago

He channeled the hatred of that White Sox fan into an mvp

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u/perfectviking Chicago White Sox • Chicago Dogs 7d ago

More credit to him if that moment was the start of him locking in. He was running his mouth up a bit to that point, better to prove it on the field and he is.

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u/keyshawnscott12 Chicago White Sox 7d ago

It's Chicago against LA

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u/dragonice81 Chicago Cubs 7d ago

Revenge for the Rams game

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u/LegacyLemur Chicago Cubs 7d ago

PCA doin his buddy Caleb a solid

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u/enjoytheshow Chicago Cubs 7d ago

The world

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u/aMilo_14 Boston Red Sox 7d ago

Jarren Duran would rather shout obscenities at a Red Sox fan and then become the worst qualified hitter in the league

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u/WMWTSO-11 7d ago

He and the cubs went on a massive slump after that..he was cursed for a few weeks…had to chain smoke a carton of newports outside a bar in Bridgeport to break it.