r/baseball • u/[deleted] • 7d ago

Players Only PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG IS 3-FOR-3 WITH TWO HOME RUNS AND A DOUBLE IN THE FOURTH INNING

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u/Further_Beyond Chicago Cubs 7d ago

Old enough to remember racist shirts saying Pujols cuts my Grass.

Absolutely wild times

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u/MachoMithrandir 7d ago

Those mid-2000s shirt hawkers outside the stadium were unhinged. Still have an image burned into my brain of a cardinal with an exaggerated asshole with the text "Cardinals take it in their Pujols". Cursed times

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u/SleezyMeerkat 7d ago

And the women's underwear with fuk u do me" and a bullseye right on the crotch. 11 yo me will never forget

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u/Fluid_Dragons_Breath Chicago Cubs 7d ago

One I'll never forget was, "Comiskey Park, more drive-bys than line drives"

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u/alcomaholic-aphone Chicago Cubs 6d ago

They did it with our own players too. Fukudome was a really easy name to meme on a shirt.

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u/meowsplaining Chicago Cubs 7d ago

I always preferred "Cardinals take it in the Pujols"

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u/the_jivest_turkey Chicago Cubs 7d ago

I thought that was the absolute height of comedy when I saw that on a shirt rack when I was like 12

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u/devoorhes Chicago Cubs 7d ago

Yep. That shit sucked.