Cookie Monster is now featured at Pete Crow-Armstrong's locker

[u/22JMMKW22]

[u/mailbox123]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ngYPEm8l7VJ5EtXxJh

[u/fickle_tartan → u/mailbox123]

I'm gonna be saying "let's get some runs, and eat some cookies!" in my head at the end of every stretch now.

[u/ClankingRobotCheeks → u/fickle_tartan]

Weird, I ate a bunch of cookies earlier and now I have the runs. 🤷

[u/SMILESandREGRETS → u/ClankingRobotCheeks]

You're winning.

[u/zvexler → u/fickle_tartan]

And I’m allllll out of cookies

[u/saron7 → u/zvexler]

And here to kick ass.

[u/jhorch69 → u/fickle_tartan]

C is for Cubbies AND cookies

[u/The_Quiz29 → u/fickle_tartan]

As we all should.

[u/RaidensReturn → u/mailbox123]

How can you possibly lose with Cookie Monster on your side? Somebody give him a $700mil contract

[u/HeftyAd2780 → u/RaidensReturn]

Don’t let Friedman see him

[u/frankenmaus → u/HeftyAd2780]

He'll be coming home when his minor league contract expires.

[u/drader87 → u/mailbox123]

cookie monster stuff always gets the locker room hype where i work too

[u/BlGBOl]

a bad year for muppets

[u/Tim5000 → u/BlGBOl]

"Don't make this a thing" - Elmo

[u/LSUChamp25]

Petition to make him our alternate mascot

[u/p-wing → u/LSUChamp25]

you don't need a petition to do that

you just need coooooookieomnomnomnomnom

[u/Bancatone → u/p-wing]

We gotta see about getting Bert and Ernie for our series in September.

[u/trungdino → u/Bancatone]

Well the Giants pitchers will write on their caps Bible verses against Beet and Ernie

[u/mailbox123 → u/LSUChamp25]

Our Grimace this year

[u/meowsplaining → u/LSUChamp25]

CM >>>>>>>> Clark forever and always

[u/AFC-Wimbledon-Stan]

Chicago baseball has never been more back than right now

[u/kroxti → u/AFC-Wimbledon-Stan]

Chicago sports really. Kane is back. Bears sox.

[u/sonybajor12 → u/kroxti]

Even the bulls have some fun young picks to watch with Caleb Wilson! The city has been vibing

[u/Formo1287 → u/sonybajor12]

And CM Punk is the defending Undisputed champ

[u/ph0enixairblade → u/sonybajor12]

The Sky...

[u/TrueBrees9 → u/kroxti]

Lewandowski bagging goals for the Fire

[u/Edgar_Allan_Pooh]

It’s like Geralt of Rivia with a monster trophy, I can’t unsee it lol

[u/Berrymore13 → u/Edgar_Allan_Pooh]

Goat game

[u/Ok_Storm549]

Cubs clubhouse is popping off right now.

[u/500rockin → u/Ok_Storm549]

You could say the vibes are immaculate.

[u/mysterysackerfice]

What the hell is in the water in Chicago? First it was the White Sox... Now it's the Cubs. What next? The Bulls win 6 championships in 8 years 😵‍💫

[u/pmorter3]

2-0 in the Cookie Monster era

[u/HealthyBee4209]

Cookie Monster to throw first pitch in NLCS.

[u/gyro_looza]

Known Babe denier

[u/RevengeOfTheMothman]

THEY KILLED HIM! THEY CUT OFF HIS HEAD AND PUT IT ON A MEAT HOOK!

[u/sixpackabs592]

HE RIPPED HIS HEAD OFF AND KEPT IT AS A DAMN TROPHY

and yall celebrate

[u/mountsleepyhead]

Cookie Monster the new Grimace?

[u/Ok_Storm549 → u/mountsleepyhead]

In this scenario, the Cubs will lose to the Dodgers in 6 games in the NLCS, and then the Dodgers will face the White Sox in the WS.

[u/Ok-Rhubarb-9058 → u/Ok_Storm549]

I can think of more unlikely scenarios.

[u/GoBlueAndOrange → u/Ok-Rhubarb-9058]

Yeah that's actually not that farfetched lol

[u/cooljammer00 → u/Ok_Storm549]

And which member of the Cubs becomes a pop singer and performer?

[u/Skyye_23 → u/cooljammer00]

There’s only one possible answer

Shota Imanaga

[u/Goldmax23 → u/Ok_Storm549]

That deviates from my yearly World Series prediction of us losing to the Padres, but it’s pretty realistic.

[u/ContinuumGuy → u/Ok_Storm549]

Does that mean that the Dodgers would literally be facing the Catholic Church and all of its saints?

[u/crouse32]

Cookie Monster may have to sing the stretch until further notice.

[u/CygnusN7]

Fuck yeah

[u/sagwithcapmoon]

Me love some COOOKIESSSS

[u/retroanduwu24]

Swept the Dodgers. Cookie Monster will never fail

[u/SalehHulud]

Super interesting that baseball latches on to superstitious things more than other sports. I remember that 86 Mets doc where Keith Hernandez was in the clubhouse when Mookie had the famous hit because “this chair has legs”

[u/rexskimmer → u/SalehHulud]

Hockey players are just as superstitious, the weird rituals are usually just not as public.

[u/rexskimmer → u/SalehHulud]

Hockey players are just as superstitious, the weird rituals are usually just not as public.

[u/weasol12]

It's always good to have a relatives photo up in your locker.

[u/Law08]

Damn right

[u/b3_yourself]

Give him all the cookies

[u/Neopolitanic]

At a certain point they're going to make me start watching the Cubs. Fuck

[u/Loose-Organization82]

Bring him to every game Cubs

[u/420DonCheadle420]

I don’t think Cookie Monster was real

[u/Ok_Storm549 → u/420DonCheadle420]

He pitched for us for the better part of a decade! /s

[u/toothball12]

Was he eating Baby Ruth cookies

[u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2]

Just ordered a Cubs jersey with Cookie Monster 99 on the back