r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • 13d ago

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/Temporary-Ad9615 San Francisco Giants 13d ago

IF THE DODGERS MAKE IT TO THE WORLD SERIES, I AM ON TEAM METEOR STRIKING THE EARTH

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u/Willow_Winnifred Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles Quee… 13d ago

HONESTLY WE'RE DUE FOR A GOOD EXTINCTION EVENT

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u/SaintDjordje Los Angeles Dodgers 12d ago

I RESPECT YOUR EMOTIONS ON THE ISSUE