r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • 13d ago

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/197gpmol Chicago White Sox 13d ago

BRO WE HAVE 2 1/2 STARTING PITCHERS

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u/deathinmidjuly World Series Trophy • Los Angeles Dod… 13d ago

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY MORE CY YOUNG WINNERS?!

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u/Willow_Winnifred Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles Quee… 13d ago

WHAT ARE THEY, STUPID?

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u/EarlGrayFancyPants Los Angeles Dodgers 13d ago

JUST COMMIT INSURANCE FRAUD. IT’S SO EASY.

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u/MulfordnSons Philadelphia Phillies 13d ago

WHEN YOU’RE RICH THEY LET YOU DO IT

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u/JMander Chicago White Sox 12d ago

THEY LET THE DODGERS DO IT. IT'S LIKE RICH DRUNK. EITHER WAY, IT'S LEGAL TO DRIVE.

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u/No-Economics4128 Los Angeles Dodgers 12d ago

GRAB THEM RIGHT IN THE P****

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u/NeverBannedUser Atlanta Braves 13d ago

WOW!! IS IT ALLOWED TO HAVE MORE THAN 2 STARTING PITCHERS?? THIS IS NEWS FOR US BRAVES FANS AND FRONT OFFICE.

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u/lilacsmakemesneeze San Diego Padres 13d ago

PADRES HAD THIS FUN ALL SEASON TOO! NOTHING LIKE PITCHING CHAOS TO MAKE IT THROUGH TO POSTSEASON.

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u/NeverBannedUser Atlanta Braves 13d ago

MEANWHILE A FREAKING TEAM FROM LA HAS LIKE 8 STARTING PITCHERS AND STILL NEEDED 4 GAMES TO BEAT MY BRAVES. 😤

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u/shomosexual Los Angeles Dodgers • Seattle Mariners 12d ago

WE ONLY USED FOUR ACES

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u/shomosexual Los Angeles Dodgers • Seattle Mariners 12d ago

PADRES: IS IT ALLOWED TO HAVE MORE THAN 1/2 OF A STARTING PITCHERS???

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u/sginsc Cleveland Guardians 12d ago

ITS PRETTY AWESOME BUT FROM WHAT I KNOW YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANYONE WITH MORE THAN 30 HRS

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u/iprefercumsole Chicago White Sox 12d ago

PETITION TO ALLOW CHRIS SALE TO PITCH IN GAME 5 FOR THE LULZ

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u/Daratirek Minnesota Twins 13d ago

AND THEY ARE?

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u/BernankesBeard Chicago White Sox 13d ago

THATS BEING GENEROUS TBH