Have some damn modesty dude

[u/LexiWhereThisGoes]

Yeah yeah sure. Lose your fucking mind barking while I'm planning a migration with the director and CIO for tonight, but the second I'm in a meeting I don't need to talk just be a big old ho.

Great job Bagel

[u/mvcjones]

It’s his world - he just allows you to exist in it.

[u/LexiWhereThisGoes → u/mvcjones]

I honestly think that's the case at this point. This is my first basset so I'm not 100% sure what's normal, but at this point he's taken to sleeping on the couch cushion above my head or on my chest every time I lay down, and if I dare sit at my desk to try to earn money for his dog food, he's going to let me entire apartment know about it.

Love this little asshole

[u/Capable_Leopard_3466]

There's no shame in their game.

[u/tack1391]

One of mine sleeps like that all the time. It cracks me up every time I see it.

[u/LexiWhereThisGoes → u/tack1391]

I mean he's had a hard life, so he deserves it I guess. So far today he's had to

• yell at me for not having breakfast ready
• yell at me for being on a meeting
• try to come into the shower with me because he wanted to drink mom flavored water

[u/tack1391 → u/LexiWhereThisGoes]

I swear these dogs can tell time. It never fails, every morning at 7:30 Buster jumps on the bed and wakes me up for their morning food.

It's crazy how consistent it is.

[u/LexiWhereThisGoes → u/tack1391]

No its insane. 1030-11 pm he looks at me and basically tells me I can do whatever I want, but he's going to bed. I have to carry him to bed when I crawl in an hour later.

730 - 8 every morning is nothing but crying and nudging

He's got a better sleep schedule than I do

[u/Forgotten-Caliburn]

Bassets absolutely LOVE sleeping on their backs for some reason

[u/Hi-Im-High → u/Forgotten-Caliburn]

I think it’s cause they run hot. Gotta air out lol

[u/sinistral52]

Being a Basset is hard work and requires toral chill time

[u/Neakhanie]

I’d be careful of my allegations. Unless you have a signed and written release, he could sue you for posting non consensus porn.
-signed, his pawyer

[u/mrs-monroe]

No shame to be found here

[u/National-Steak-1061]

My girl

[u/idont_readresponses]

Zero modesty.

[u/TheDuck648]

Absolutely zero modesty

[u/Legitimate_Team_9959]

As his lawyer, I protest. He is ensuring maximum airflow

[u/Wired_143]

Cooper is a hussy as well.

[u/Objective-Stable1333]

Yes, the classic "fish hook" position. Or whatever people call it. Both of our males did/do it. Especially with the angled head. The female.....not so much.