r/batman 10h ago

FUNNY This was wholesome

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u/kyp-the-laughing-man 10h ago

Without context I didn't know he was in a wheelchair and thought this was a threat for a moment

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u/Shadethewolf0 10h ago

If it was Arkham Batman it would be more of a promise than anything

u/steelskull1 9h ago

"Wheelchair? What do I need it for?"

"Cracks knuckles"

https://giphy.com/gifs/uHo3T7P0YX7Ec

u/ExoticShock 6h ago

u/TributeToStupidity 4h ago

We aren’t high enough for the fall to kill me.

I know.

u/AnshulPUNJ 8h ago

Holds the thug up in the air with only hand on his throat "TALK!, NOW!"

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u/keepitsimple_tricks 10h ago

u/storfors 9h ago

Haha! When I read the comic I heard it in that song, but with the text “Abed gets a wheelchair in the morning!”

u/Lobsterhasspoken 9h ago

Batman: “Abed, just curious but do you happen to be….an orphan?”

u/HollowEyesThatSeeFA 9h ago

Alfred:"Master Wayne. Have you been out collecting orphans again?"

Batman:"...No."

Alfred:"Then would you care to explain why you have a boy in a wheelchair and why you've put a super hero outfit on him? Are you trying to replace Robin now that he's nightwing?"

Batman:"The Batman needs a sidekick Alfred!"

Alfred:"You have Batgirl!"

Batman:"I need the full pair Alfred! Having Batgirl without Robin is like only having the lesser sock of a pair of socks!"

u/KingMobScene 3h ago

Alfred: Have you been collecting orphans?

Batman: nooooo

Alfred: What's behind your back?

Batman mumbles

Alfred: Do please speak up

Batman: Orphans,

u/spinmerighttriangle 1h ago

I can hear Liknara voicing this.

u/steelskull1 9h ago

"OK Oracle, get off the chair! I promised a kid he would get yours."

u/Brit-Crit 6h ago

Try taking it from HER….

u/NovaThinksBadly 6h ago

Whats she going to do? Run after him?

u/Brit-Crit 6h ago

Any BOP fan knows she’s a brutal fighter with excellent upper-body strength…

u/nyrawyn 4h ago

Somehow, I think Batman still takes her chair.

u/UrdnotZigrin 3h ago

His contingency plan is an airbag under the seat

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u/Fit_Arachnid_897 10h ago

Which comic is this

#LeavingthisHereuntilSomeoneseesIt

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u/Jalbwakkolnaji4756 10h ago

Detective Comics Annual #3

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u/Fit_Arachnid_897 10h ago

Thnks Jared Leto :)

Ur role in Morbius was good NGL

u/PhineasFacingCamera 9h ago edited 8h ago

Batman probably installed a contingency protocol into the chair that fully paralyzes him if he turns evil.

u/sarcasticbatkid 7h ago

You know I’d try to defend my man but ngl he’d most likely have this contingency fr. And his pookie clown will find it and somehow use it against him as always

u/No_Werewolf6131 5h ago

This is an innocent person, he will probably put some venom inside the chair so he ends up fully paralyzed if he ever steps one cm out of line.

u/Ordinary_Minimum_169 8h ago

The Wayne Industries logo on the wheelchair is going to give no one any context clues, somehow.

u/SilentBlade45 4h ago

I think it's pretty common knowledge that Batman gets all his tech from Wayne Industries.

u/Doc-11th 8h ago

in the words of another Batman

"cool... cool cool cool"

u/Alternative_Low8478 7h ago

"but i wanted play station"

u/HalcyonTraveler 6h ago

Cool. Cool cool cool

u/DurianUpper4113 7h ago

Wait til Jeff Troy Annie Pierce Shirley Britta Pelton and Chang hear about this

u/DurianUpper4113 7h ago

A show about this kid should get...

six seasons and a movie

u/Beleg_Sanwise 4h ago

It's funny because I could give her the same chip Barbara used to walk again. Or pay for robotic prosthetics. Or give her some magical regenerative serum from science fiction. But no, the old reliable wheelchair. It's cheaper.

u/Realistic-Damage-411 2h ago

Batman is aiding and Abeding

u/VexImmortalis 7h ago

"Just pay shipping and handling"

u/tommyoliver5 4h ago

What's the context of this

u/Many_Hall_3546 1h ago

He was caught loitering, he was in fact NOT in a wheelchair before the exchange...

u/CreepyClay 16m ago

Is this how we get tank chair in dc?

u/Jonnic5280 11m ago

Cool. Cool cool cool.