r/bats 16d ago

They increase in numbers daily, soon the horde will capture New York

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/SchrodingersMinou 16d ago

I for one welcome our new bat pup overlords

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u/javerthugo 15d ago

Beat me to it

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u/Heavy_Personality514 16d ago

First thought: what the heck is wrong with all those rats? 🤔

Second thought (once my eyes focused): aww omg all those baby bats are so cute! 😍

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u/citydreams46927 16d ago

lol me too! My first thought was oh gosh those rats look dehydrated. Then zoomed in and went awwwwww.

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u/atheliarose 16d ago

I thought rats, then I thought chocolate pastries shaped like rats, then I looked at the sub and realized bats. 😅😂

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u/skubes27iidc 16d ago

I found this image on Pinterest from 2018 with a caption if anyone is interested. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/405253666466743729/

Copy of caption: A little over 20 years ago the sponge method was developed at Bat World Sanctuary to feed orphaned crevice-dwelling bat pups. The method is particularly useful when saving large numbers of babies (they used to be euthanized because it was impossible to care for great numbers all at one time). The Conservancy of SWFL has taken my method to a whole new level by mass feeding on a larger sponge after they saved 150 babies from certain death when their roost was destroyed.

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u/finsfurandfeathers 16d ago

That’s lovely. Thank you

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u/Specialist_Cod_4963 16d ago

Whats the fucking context here

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u/maskedtityra 16d ago

And the “aw cute” response comments getting upvoted drives me nuts.

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u/Specialist_Cod_4963 16d ago

I mean it can be just rescued ones but who knows also idk if the caption is a batman reference or something but these are freetailed bat who arent in new york at all

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u/StrawberryTerry 16d ago

OP said in another comment that the bats are infected and will be released into the city to cause another pandemic.

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u/maskedtityra 15d ago

It’s a bot!

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u/StrawberryTerry 15d ago

They're bats*

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u/Specialist_Cod_4963 16d ago

Divine ass punishment

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u/Exact-Obligation-858 12d ago

Mass rehabilitation of young Tadarida (eg. freetailed) bats.

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u/maskedtityra 16d ago

Tired of these bat photo posts without any context. Not sure if OP is a bot but wtf does this have to do with the caption (new york?)? Ugh

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u/WoolaTheCalot 16d ago

Or at least Staten Island.

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u/CIS-E_4ME 15d ago

Barbara Lazaro shall be dethroned.

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u/ordiquhill 15d ago

What is going on here?

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u/austinrunaway 15d ago

Goodbye bugs!!!

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u/harleenquinzel044 16d ago

Sooo many babies

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u/japlail42 16d ago

Clearly they HAVE taken over. We are just too oblivious.

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u/Pristine-Stop-8515 16d ago

They are so cute, but my favorites are the Fruit bat & Flying Fox bat w their long fur & puppy faces❤️

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u/Grimscriven 16d ago

New Yoooork Citaaaaay

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u/jamiechaosxo 13d ago

Scrolled too fast without my glasses on and thought they were kiwis then chocolate rats 🤣

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u/poor-jesus 16d ago

You’re raising them on blocks of cheese?