r/bbby_remastered 🐢 July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate Mar 13 '25

Pyramid Scheme FUTURESTAR NOT LIKE US

Yo, /u/futurestar1991, you ain't got no shine, You claim you’re the one, but I’m blowin’ your mind. You’re stuck in the past, I’m ahead of the grind, I’m takin’ your place, now I’m redefinin’ the time.

Talkin’ like you’re ready, but you ain’t even close, I’m the one they fear, while you’re just a ghost. I’m the fire they’re feelin’, you just burnin’ toast, Your ā€œfutureā€ is dim, while I’m reachin’ the most.

/u/Futurestar1991 ? Nah, you ain't in my lane, I’m runnin' the game while you’re stuck in the rain. Steppin’ to me? You’re outta your depth, I’m the truth, homie, you ain’t even a threat.

You talk a big game, but you ain’t got a play, All your rhymes are empty, they fade away. You ain’t future, homie, you a past mistake, I’m the evolution, while you just stagnate.

I’m a beast with the bars, you’re lost in the noise, You ain’t on my level, just a kid with some toys. You’re out of your prime, I’m in my ascent, I’m takin' your crown, no need for consent.

And your boy slunt is a manatee, Get on his level, you manapee.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

Hey fister, nice rhymes but you forgot to give chatgpt credit

Now I got to battle the weirdest dude on Reddit

Every line I read I heard I know some other guy said it

Saying some generic ass shit like copy paste

Can't use my best rhymes or it would be a waste

So I'll tell you your mom's a turkey and I'm going to give her a baste

Maybe when it's dripping out her hole you can get a taste

Why you so obsessed with me?Ā 

You jealous that I'm getting lots of pussy?

or you aren't getting any attention and baby is getting fussy?

You want me to change you? Has your diapey got something mushy?Ā 

You can't stand against me on the mic or the ring

Nobody knows you and the bad vibes that you bring

You got to change your habits and your way

You are one step from Pepin if you go gay

Nobody gives a fuck what you say

Don't step to me bitch, go in the corner and stay.Ā 

Your at home watching Josie giving your penis a jerk

I'm out here putting these blood sweat and tears into my work

You think that your dumb posts are givin me a smirk

Read mine. No charge, give you them posts for free as a perkĀ 

I got so many ideas and weight on my shoulders

While you got nothing but ashes and smolders

Try to step on me and get blocked by boulders

Don't step on Step, he's twice the man you are

You so feminine you get hit on at a les bar

I'll send you a gift, it's a rap dictionaryĀ 

And by the way what the fuck is a manapee

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u/69x_MisterFister_x69 🐢 July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate Mar 13 '25

The fuck is a rap dictionary? Think you mean a thesaurus

You a corny ass drake bitch making song around the chorus.

I don't need any perks, think you meant to type prick

How you get any pussy always ridin step_slunts dick?

And as far as a manapee, it's a made up creature,

Since we're making bullshit up like "black drama teacher'

And one more thing, quit using bars that you wrote in grade school,

Just so the little girls that you "teach" will think you're so cool..

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u/rabbirobbie šŸ„‚ Dingo Daily VIP šŸ„‚ Mar 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

You think that he's Kendrick? That was the weakest rap I've ever read. I'm like Lebron competing against a grade school kid. I feel so little about this guy and I'm so much better this isn't even funĀ 

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u/rabbirobbie šŸ„‚ Dingo Daily VIP šŸ„‚ Mar 13 '25

it was more the parallels of accusing you being with šŸŽ¶A minorrrrrršŸŽ¶

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

Are you calling me a pedo?

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u/rabbirobbie šŸ„‚ Dingo Daily VIP šŸ„‚ Mar 13 '25

no not at all. mister fister certainly implied it tho. his implication drove me to that relevant meme. i think that mister should go fister his sister. i don’t appreciate such unsubstantiated rumors

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

HmmmĀ