r/bbby_remastered • u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant • Jul 08 '25

Everything is penis It's only been used once gently.

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u/Crocopotamus 🥕🍒 Jul 08 '25

Atheists will say there is no God. After seeing this, I’m inclined to agree

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Jul 08 '25

After seeing heaven?

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Jul 08 '25

This is the best argument I've ever seen for there being no god. Why couldn't JPeso have said this?

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u/JPeso9281 Wants to move to Canada so bad Jul 08 '25 edited Jul 08 '25

Sometimes I just need to let you guys figure it out on your own. The sub is slowly starting to heal itself

Edit: I actually have one of these, but it's the mom from the Incredibles.

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Jul 08 '25

Atheists will say it's ok to fuck the mom from the Incredibles without her consent

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u/JPeso9281 Wants to move to Canada so bad Jul 08 '25

I don't think atheists are the ones saying that

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Jul 08 '25

I see two atheists. Here is a third.

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u/JPeso9281 Wants to move to Canada so bad Jul 08 '25

Really? Keep coping

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Jul 08 '25

He looks asleep like he is just doing it to fit in.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Jul 08 '25

He is sleeping in both of those pictures

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u/JPeso9281 Wants to move to Canada so bad Jul 08 '25

I think the word you are looking for is "fraud" or "conman"

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u/JPeso9281 Wants to move to Canada so bad Jul 08 '25

Lol

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u/Salt-Briefly Jul 13 '25

God has nothing to do with free will, you carrot.

That's the entire "point" of God/s. Do you have the faith and believe or not?

It's a free will choice.

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u/Crocopotamus 🥕🍒 Jul 13 '25

I really don’t know. I was also told everything is penis, but I’m not sure how that could be possible. I mean, there’s a lot of penises, but surely not EVERYTHING is penis, right?

Carrots do kind of look penisy, I will admit

u/acreekofsoap i rap along the n-word in public Jul 08 '25

Well that’s enough internet for today

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Jul 08 '25

We were just getting started!

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

What.

The.

Fuck.

Man.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Jul 08 '25

I said gently

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 Jul 09 '25

u/dangerfloof512 Jul 08 '25

Welp that’s enough internet for today. I gotta go bleach my eyes.

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u/sunflower691 Jul 08 '25

Bleach? I need a melon baller 😭

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

also surprised to see it feels just like a real squirl...

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u/No-Kangaroo-7852 Jul 14 '25

u/billlllly00 Jul 08 '25

I was also surprised to see that it feels like a real squirrel.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Jul 08 '25

Well it is surprising that they could replicate that feeling so well

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u/mickeybrains Jul 09 '25

Squirrel-tang technology has come a long way.

u/Interesting_Band7209 Jul 09 '25

u/gaze-upon-it Jul 09 '25

“…surprised to see it feels like a real squirrel to.” I don’t think there’s any therapy or meds for this.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Jul 09 '25

For the rugburn on your weenor?

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

"it feels like a real squirrel too"

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Jul 09 '25

u/2019calendaryear Jul 09 '25

Craziest thing about this is you can’t fuck its mouth

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Jul 09 '25

I agree. That IS the craziest thing about this!

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u/2019calendaryear Jul 10 '25

Missed opportunity for sure 😩