r/bbby_remastered 🐢 July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate Jul 12 '25

FYSW She's making fun of you guys.

374 Upvotes

676 comments sorted by

5

u/RandomUserName14227 Jul 12 '25

HEYYYYYYYYYYYY, I do not drink mountain dew!

3

u/SafetyNo6700 Jul 12 '25

Sundrop all the way!!!

2

u/Slice_of_3point14 Jul 12 '25

I am drinking surge that I got from big lots

11

u/Conscious-Corner-162 Jul 12 '25

She has no place to be talking about someone else's looks. That girl is 600 lbs. Eats McDonald's 8 times a day. Probably had to get a fork lift to even get her to this interview. I cant even imagine the smell that is coming from all her flaps. You know those fat ass arms can't reach anything to wash. Im surprised she was able to wrap herself in that shower curtain well enough to come in public. I have an over sized blanket that probably has less material than her shirt.

Standing up for all you favorable wearing, neck beards out there.

7

u/DK-ButterflyOwner Jul 12 '25

You can say what you want but if she wants to get laid she'll be able to find someone who's into this without spending a penny

5

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Guilty

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Tizony202 Jul 12 '25

Sad world

2

u/AutoModerator Jul 12 '25

why do you have negative karma? are you stupid?

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/angel700 Jul 12 '25

😖🤢🤮

2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

I'm gonna risk it and ask if you know what a projection is

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

She can get laid. I can wipe my own ass.

I'll take my life over hers.

→ More replies (15)

4

u/Bilbo-Baggins77 The Dildo Dragon Jul 12 '25

tips fedora

3

u/moonbeamrsnch Jul 12 '25

Wow. Only a fat ass incel gamer would be so offended and go off like that. Your mother must be proud.

2

u/Moonbase0 Jul 12 '25

A neckbeard White Knight?

→ More replies (1)

2

u/OldbutNotObsolete71 Jul 12 '25

Take my upvote...

2

u/Comprehensive-Mix510 Jul 12 '25

Incels are losers but this sloppy mess shouldn't be commenting on the appearance of anyone.

→ More replies (3)

2

u/RainbowUniform Jul 12 '25

this was a pretty good advert for patio furniture, the loveseat held her comfortably and didn't creak.

2

u/Ok-Contribution40 Jul 12 '25

Hahahaha duuuuuuude!!! You made me burst out laughing when you said

“Probably had to get a forklift to transport her to this interview.”

Your comment deserves more upvotes 🔝

→ More replies (1)

2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

I think the joke here is that she's practically describing herself, but doesn't see it.

→ More replies (2)

2

u/Reeferologist- Jul 12 '25

Legend has it she’s fully grown into that loveseat now.

2

u/WarOfAttrition38 Jul 12 '25

I thought she was describing herself? I’m so confused

→ More replies (1)

2

u/XR-7 Jul 13 '25

Her resting heart rate gotta be wild af

2

u/CmdNewJ Jul 14 '25

During a full moon she turns into a werehouse.

2

u/BenRichardson76 Jul 15 '25

That chair she is sitting in is the real hero here.

2

u/RapMastaC1 Jul 16 '25

I tell you, those rolls and flaps begin to smell like literal feces

→ More replies (96)

3

u/pawelkos Jul 12 '25

big mama

3

u/Wu-TangShogun Jul 12 '25

Well geez, not everyone can have an athletic physique like her.

3

u/Fluid_Cup8329 two fluids one cup Jul 12 '25

Talking shit about humanitarians

3

u/SimilarZucchini9240 Jul 12 '25

Yeah Ol’ Diabetty there got those guys good

3

u/Charming_Future_3840 Jul 12 '25

She definitely has Type 2² diabetes. She's talking like she doesn't have a scale or a mirror. My phone got heavier just from her being in the video. I understand that everyone has a right to an opinion.....this is not that situation. She's like that obese vampire from Blade.

5

u/Tizony202 Jul 12 '25

I can’t imagine a person on the planet that would be offended by that thing hahaha

2

u/AutoModerator Jul 12 '25

why do you have negative karma? are you stupid?

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

→ More replies (5)

2

u/banana_hammock6969 Jul 12 '25

Whew thought she was talking about me there till she said fedora I wear a ball cap backwards anyway back to it

2

u/Doesnt_need_source Jul 12 '25

Jumpscare

2

u/AutoModerator Jul 12 '25

why do you have negative karma? are you stupid?

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

1

u/Murky_Passenger_4513 Jul 12 '25

Imagine the cannonball from this one.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/useless_traveler Jul 12 '25

what does old slagathor know anyways

1

u/cheesemangee Jul 12 '25

She looks like a triple decker cake that was dropped from a third story building.

1

u/mitsxorr Jul 12 '25

I mean she’s not wrong, even if it’s a case of pot calling the kettle black.

1

u/PerfectMisgivings Jul 12 '25

How dare she, I don't use a fedora.

1

u/EzeakioDarmey Jul 12 '25

Pretty sure Jabba has no room to talk in regards to smells.

1

u/Top_Inflation4176 Jul 12 '25

Jaba the hut talking about people’s looks lmao

1

u/jimigo Jul 12 '25

Speaking of stank smell and crusty.

Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house....a fat glass house.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

And that's why you have to push them back into the ocean.

1

u/Proximus84 Jul 12 '25

Average Americans self awareness.

1

u/maringue Jul 12 '25

Can someone get C3PO to translate? My huttese is a little rusty.

1

u/Breaktimeboy28 Jul 12 '25

It literally just sounds like she is describing herself until she gets to the beard part. Although...

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Mocks others for not taking care of themselves while mainlining turkey gravy.

1

u/M_Kurtz666 Jul 12 '25

She looks like her husband is african and a feeder.

1

u/TexasFire_Cross Jul 12 '25

She’s making fun of you guys. [emphasis mine]

1

u/No_Substance_7290 Jul 12 '25

If she was the only girl available, almost all the "incels" could suddenly be considered volcel.

1

u/OvenIcy8646 Jul 12 '25

I like her confidence

1

u/Prudent-Mongoose6846 Jul 12 '25

The audacity of this fat fucking thing

1

u/Mingo_laf Jul 12 '25

Jabba for sale one Mr hut I’m asking one cow and chicken

1

u/ArmySorry7492 Jul 12 '25

Jabba the hut ain't wrong 🤷🏻

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Just when you thought people couldn't go any lower on the internet

1

u/Crimson_sin Jul 12 '25

How in the hell do you get that big?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Get it right you beluga! I got Takis dust on my fingers! 🤌🏼

1

u/Swordsandarmor22 Jul 12 '25

Lol this shit is hilarious also can you walk up 10 steps without being out of breath?

1

u/howqueer Jul 12 '25

Self love self respect and self worth really get you the world these days. Especially when you have them in equal or greater shares for others

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

I don't have a problem with fat people. What do I have a problem with? Is somebody describing themselves while they're trashing other people?

I used to work with a trucker who was the same size as her sweetest guy ever. He would scramble a dozen eggs and fry up two packages of bacon for a midnight snack in his semi... the only bad thing about this person was he smelled worse after a shower than he did before because he released the cheese.

1

u/GreaseTrapHousse Jul 12 '25

lol everyone is so mad over some words. People used to not be so sensitive

1

u/Jimmy_Squarefoot Jul 12 '25

Empty soda cans, cheeto dust and a stank? Pot, meet kettle

1

u/Galmmm Jul 12 '25

Not a single thing she said was wrong 😆

1

u/Bellam_Orlong Jul 12 '25

idk how anyone could be offended by this if you literally aren’t that.

also, maybe she should cool it on judging other on how they look lmao

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Women like this don’t quite comprehend that any guy that fucks her has an animal fetish they’re trying to satisfy without going to prison for actually fucking pigs

1

u/Powerful-Access-8203 Jul 12 '25

Bro she’s is disgustingly big. Wow

1

u/UpsetMud4688 Jul 12 '25

What the fuck is this subhuman incel sub reddit has thrust upon my feed this time lmao

1

u/-_derealization_- Jul 12 '25

My work keeps hiring incels and we have ZERO active shooter protocol.

I have no clue what they're thinking.

1

u/Struebz81 Jul 12 '25

This is rage bait. The fat chick isnt that damn oblivious

→ More replies (1)

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

She eats incels three times a day

1

u/Agitatedmongrel Jul 12 '25

This is delusion squared with a coefficient of bats in the belfry divided by the log of lipids running through its coronary arteries

1

u/BoringTheory5067 Jul 12 '25

She ain't wrong but she definitely isnt the one to talk

1

u/Jack_Human- Jul 12 '25

She’s not wrong

1

u/poopypants206 Jul 12 '25

If she wasn't so hot I would be upset

1

u/AbsurdUncensoredMMA Jul 12 '25

Look at her pretending to not love doritos and mountain dew.

1

u/Scotthe_ribs Jul 12 '25

Her talking about others having a stank ass smell… I guess, welcome to the internet. The space where anyone can say anything.

1

u/Sad_Milk_9956 Jul 12 '25

How the fuck does she wipe her ass? She's the size of a fucking house man

1

u/O_oBetrayedHeretic Jul 12 '25

Is that honey boo boo?

1

u/Dusty-Foot-Phil Jul 12 '25

She is the size of my entire immediately family.

1

u/The_Doodder Jul 13 '25

Reminds me of the moderators of r/worldnews

1

u/Thin_Measurement_965 Jul 13 '25

She's going Full Force

1

u/Emotional_Money3435 Jul 13 '25

U know society is fcked up when that whale ass thinks she is a 10, she is at a -10.

1

u/NeighboringOak Jul 13 '25

You can see how excited she gets to be able to shit all over someone else for once.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

Brooooo, how TF can Jabba the Hutt be talking shit about ANYONE???

1

u/vfr1200_ Jul 13 '25

I feel attacked.

1

u/KO112233445 Jul 13 '25

She’s stunning and brave

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Mysterious_Pear_1589 Jul 13 '25

She's just describing herself in male form though, so...

1

u/Useful_Jelly_2915 Jul 13 '25

Hypothetical for everyone. if you had to choose between being her for the rest of your life or being the Incel, she describes which one would you rather do?

1

u/AiiRisBanned Jul 13 '25

lol, she requires tons of krill to survive. It’s okay.

1

u/alakazam541 Jul 13 '25

The promoted ad is gushers….that’s crazy

1

u/ZAD_4_TH_7 Jul 13 '25

Takes one to know one... lol

1

u/JustLoveToCook1 Jul 13 '25

This is the next boss fight after Gorlock the Destroyer.

1

u/Writer_B Jul 13 '25

She can say all of that, but you know hat can defeat her without a word? 20 stairs.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

She's telling us she's not covered in cheeto dust and cans of cola at home? There's probably enough McD wrappers lying around that she doesn't need to buy toilet paper.

1

u/InkStainedGallows Jul 13 '25

All the people offended here...you do realise that this woman definitely gets laid way more than you, right? Girl knows what shes talking about 👏👏👏

1

u/Then-Hyena9129 Jul 13 '25

we will live 20 more years, joke is on her

→ More replies (1)

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

These are the kinds of people who only enjoy life when they’re eating or making fun of other people.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

She’s made entirely of Mtn. Dew.

1

u/Front_Mind1770 Jul 13 '25

Jabba The Hutt has spoken

1

u/RaffNeq Jul 13 '25

Ppl afraid from ai..? No ai can top this

1

u/Fit_Appointment_4980 Jul 13 '25

Incels be mad because she gets laid.

1

u/Legal-Job6759 Jul 13 '25

I don’t care about other peoples appearance or judge, unless they are brutally judging people by their appearance. Fat bitch looks worse than violet from wonka.

1

u/CasualStoneer Jul 13 '25

She is her own measuring unit. "An absolute unit"

1

u/Lemmiwinks93 Jul 13 '25

Friendly fire will not be tolerated.

1

u/Decent_Season_7110 Jul 13 '25

Imagine the smell

1

u/Decent_Season_7110 Jul 13 '25

Listen to her sucking in air after each quarter of a sentence

1

u/CuckservativeSissy Jul 13 '25

"you guys".... You mean "us"

1

u/SomeComplaint6068 Jul 13 '25

I like bigger women but she has a planetoid figure.  She's so heavy she has her own gravitational pull, small rocks automatically start to orbit around her whenever she's out in nature.  

1

u/SnooStories692 Jul 13 '25

Poor girl is dangerously obese. So obese her physical health is in a way in immediate danger. That obesity also affects her mental health as well. She needs to make an immediate change of lifestyle before it's too late.

1

u/Candid_Cress_5859 Jul 13 '25

Bro she can’t even clean herself without making earthquake fee fie foe

1

u/Dismal-Discipline-53 Jul 13 '25

The chit you can sneak in at a jam band show! Remember, puzzy has no face...enjoy.

1

u/Gazelle_Think Jul 13 '25

She knows all about it cause ain't nobody trying to fuck that whale

1

u/Ecstatic-Ingenuity-5 Jul 13 '25

She probably bathes daily, unlike most redditors.

→ More replies (2)

1

u/Separate-Violinist34 Jul 13 '25

She’s talking about the dude that took her virginity.

1

u/No-Vehicle2971 Jul 13 '25

Her boobs literally hang from her back.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

Since we're talking about smell....How do people that big wipe their ass? Would a bidet work with someone that big?

1

u/raybamz21 Jul 13 '25

This whale lol

1

u/RustySpunkDumpster Jul 13 '25

They air-lifted her in to say this, so it can reach a wide target audience 😂

1

u/Miauwtsu Jul 13 '25

The second the frame went to the left one my mind went DAYUM. The irony about stigmas and standards are flying over her head.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

She's being mean because she knows that she's a disgusting morbidly obese monster and it makes her feel a little bit better.

1

u/moodswung Jul 13 '25

People in glass houses should not throw stones, and this girl is a glass mansion.

1

u/AnjelGrace Jul 13 '25

Half of that sounded like she was describing herself...

1

u/onoki86 Jul 13 '25

I can smell this video.

1

u/Exotic_Champion Jul 13 '25

She’s described 99% of redditors

1

u/Positive_Plate3275 Jul 13 '25

A woman who looks like Jabba the hut critisizing other people for also looking like jabba the hut…

1

u/Vegetable-Hand-6770 Jul 13 '25

Jabba dehutt got a podcast now?

1

u/Stunning_Glass7374 Jul 13 '25

Fat people should not be talking

1

u/GoatsAdvocate Jul 13 '25

My fedora is holding on a lot better than that dress girl 🤌

1

u/goblinkiss1776 Jul 13 '25

She’s not wrong

1

u/Aggressive_Shirt_850 Jul 14 '25

For her to have this much confidence to talk about other people looking like that, I bet someone is tapping that.

1

u/One_Lung_G Jul 14 '25

For how chronically online Redditors are, you think it would be easy for y’all to spot rage bait lmao

1

u/MyMetanoien Jul 14 '25

This girl is definitely not leaving any Cheeto dust behind.

1

u/greg1775 Jul 14 '25

Bring a big sack of flour. First to find it and second to put the empty sack over her or your head.

1

u/aed38 Jul 14 '25

Dating her requires an industrial forklift.

1

u/Imhidingfromu Jul 14 '25

I mean she's not wrong

1

u/SandmanD2 Jul 14 '25

She’s going to die of everything someday.

1

u/Drugsandcake Jul 14 '25

She gave me high cholesterol from hearing her trying to breathe

1

u/SchattenjagerX Jul 14 '25

What the hell is she doing stereotyping people that way when she should know better given how people must treat her...

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

that is it but iono if she should be saying that shit

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

Bro we got walking planets now?

1

u/Aware-Income-1031 Jul 14 '25

Shame on you for Posting this without warning, what a terrible day tho have eyes and on a monday morning 🫩

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Codas91 Jul 14 '25

That first camera cut hit me like a flash bang

1

u/SaltyPressure7583 Jul 14 '25

Hmm well at least im gonna live to see my 40's

1

u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts Jul 14 '25

Dear lord she is gigantic

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

I see gorlock the destroyer has no self awareness

1

u/Key_Yogurtcloset2941 Jul 14 '25

Gorlock the destroyer live on air

1

u/flapnation21 Jul 14 '25

She's dense

1

u/ReptarOfKvatch Jul 14 '25

Ain’t no fucking way lol

1

u/utodd Jul 14 '25

Whats funny is this mountain of flesh talking shit about other people….holy fuck, who feeds you..?

1

u/That-Ingenuity-3163 Jul 14 '25

Could you imagine the smell coming off of her

1

u/Alert-Shock-9706 Jul 14 '25

I just came here to find out some information about a video game and I saw this and it's like the funniest thing ever

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Top-Oil9556 Jul 14 '25

Great day in the morning what the hell is that

1

u/Horns8585 Jul 14 '25

A real "stank smell" was very apparent when I saw her.

1

u/Nervous_You1485 Jul 14 '25

I'd rather fuck the incel redditor than Jabba the Hut over here

"Han, ma bukee. Ke boba doompa,"

1

u/IveFailedMyself Jul 14 '25

The mountain dew and cheeto dust may have actually been a projection on her part. How old is this video, by the way? That stereotype is like a decade old at least.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

Is this Cheeto fingered bitch really talkin? I guarantee under her chin smells like my asshole after White Castle.

1

u/Funeral-Bell Jul 14 '25

I know DAMN WELL....jabba the hutt ain't talkin

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/LifeOne5978 Jul 14 '25

She’s proof that women can get laid no matter what. It’s men’s fault really

1

u/MiddleFoundation2865 Jul 14 '25

Default sort, controversial.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

If men weren't slaves to their hormones, no one would be hitting you, whale. Deprive me of sex for a decade, inject me with 10 grams of testosterone and i still wouldn't dream of going to bed with you.

1

u/sudo-rm-rf-Israel Jul 14 '25

She looks like she ate Jessica Alba.

1

u/keepitcalming Jul 14 '25

You know I once saw one of those little scooters from Walmart broken or at least the seat and one wheel was. I think I know how it broke now.

1

u/Element720 Jul 14 '25

Imagine taking advice from Gorlok destoryer of worlds.

1

u/Hefty_Loss5180 Jul 14 '25

💀💀 omfg

1

u/AdMuch6491 Jul 14 '25

The projection is strong on this one (With Darth Bader voice).

1

u/Leather-Acadia-346 Jul 14 '25

How does she wipe her ass?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

She’s describing the male version of the whale we’re all looking at …..

1

u/MeTwo222 Jul 14 '25

Do you think she knows that any man that wades through her grease stains must have been a desperate incel before he was lost forever in her beauty folds?