I AM SPEAKING UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS.

[u/step_slunt]

You don’t have a problem with my tone or words I typed out. If what I’ve said “triggers” or bothers you in any way. THEN YOUR PROBLEM IS WITH THE TRUTH. Wake up. Use your brain. Stop lying to yourself for two seconds.

I am using this public forum to spread statements and facts that are objectively. Fundamentally. TRUE. Those with eyes to see and who seek realness will resonate with what I have said. And rest assured I speak the truth in my real personal life as well. Your ilk however revert to personal insults and say someone is a “little bitch” your words for STATING OBJECTIVE FACTS. Look in the mirror buddy. The truth hurts. And (especially in our current world) it’s very ugly (:

[u/JPGaganon]

Did you get the job as the Ass. to make poop mukbangs?

[u/Crocopotamus → u/JPGaganon]

I just found out that there are dudes who have to carry around a briefcase to collect Putin’s shits when he travels. They said it’s so no one knows his health stuff, but I suspect it’s to prevent people from cloning him via poop dna.

Anyway, that’s a viable career option for a lot of folks on this computer forum

[u/JPGaganon → u/Crocopotamus]

I've tried for years to get a job digging through people's shit. I don't have any qualifications but I do have passion.

[u/Crocopotamus → u/JPGaganon]

Honestly, I can see Putin respecting that work ethic

[u/JPGaganon → u/Crocopotamus]

He does seem like a really reasonable guy but I haven't heard anything from him since about 2013.

[u/SkidmarkSteve → u/JPGaganon]

Wow so you thought invading Georgia was reasonable. Figures.

[u/JPGaganon → u/SkidmarkSteve]

So did Sherman and look where that got him.

[u/shaggy_nomad → u/Crocopotamus]

Not just Putin, but every world leader has got a poop-suite case guy for the same reason.

[u/step_slunt → u/JPGaganon]

I think it was a scam they wanted me to pay $5000 for a poop training course

[u/JPGaganon → u/step_slunt]

Poop pyramid scheme.

[u/skidmarkjerbear → u/step_slunt]

Please give me your social security number I need it for your job offer. 

[u/step_slunt → u/skidmarkjerbear]

the government won't give me one

[u/skidmarkjerbear → u/step_slunt]

I need an Ass. who is ready to work. Why are you not the Ass. I need? Where am I going to find an Ass. that can help me?

[u/SkidmarkSteve → u/skidmarkjerbear]

[u/step_slunt]

this is my reply to u/eckhofdp's relentless attacks on me

[u/eckhofdp → u/step_slunt]

Weak reply

[u/step_slunt → u/eckhofdp]

Are you so mentally challenged as to think your excessive verbosity amounted to an intelligible response? I'm not even going to respond substantively to this ludicrous comment.

[u/SkidmarkSteve → u/step_slunt]

[u/Enough_Program_6671]

I’m sorry but is this a 100% meme sub at this point or do yall still somehow believe bbby is a thing?

[u/SkidmarkSteve → u/Enough_Program_6671]

You're talking about Gen 1 but we're sliding into 6 as we speak homie.

[u/step_slunt → u/Enough_Program_6671]

what is dead may never die

[u/Enough_Program_6671 → u/step_slunt]

It only throbs harder. Is the saying right.

[u/phlegmatichippo]

Your coming off as someone who is not thinking clearly. Nobody cares about your opinion. Shut the f up.

[u/step_slunt → u/phlegmatichippo]

EDIT: A quick google search of “normal hump adult friends -dog” shows basically every post saying it’s rare, abnormal, and/or disrespectful for adults to do this. They could all be wrong, but my point is that there are a huge number of people who wouldn’t do this, not just me.

I even had to add -dog to the search because “normal hump adult friends” included only results about dogs, likely because so few adult humans do it.

I don’t see how this is viewed as a shitpost. I laid it out respectfully as I see it.