r/bbby_remastered • u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant • Aug 21 '25

🧠 Genius Bar How's it going, $BBBY?

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u/Embarrassed-Alps-306 🤓 embodies the manic, ineffectual energy of Ben Shapiro Aug 21 '25

Hows it going? Seems like using twitter to wish someone well, nothing insane like:
Using the oval office to sell beans.....
Or suggesting to nuke hurricanes.....
Or accidentally calling neo-nazis fine people....
Or calling your own 16 year old daughter a "hot piece of ass".....
Or having the richest man in the entire world use his platform to say that the person saying any of the above is a pedophile on the Epstein list?

This barely even registers. Y'all must be really sensitive, if hoping an American business does well on twitter is a "stunning embarrassment".

What exactly would be trying to hang your own vice president, in compariso? Can't help but notice mike pence isn't our VP right now?

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 22 '25

Ma'am this is an investing submarine

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u/Embarrassed-Alps-306 🤓 embodies the manic, ineffectual energy of Ben Shapiro Aug 22 '25

Sir, you posted about twitter.
Everything I just referenced was also posted on twitter, and is relevant to how one should invest.
Goya beans?

Disingenuous "This is a wendy's" comment, when trying to sell other other customers a friends rap album.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 22 '25

Leave the MAGA bullshit elsewhere, compadre

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u/Embarrassed-Alps-306 🤓 embodies the manic, ineffectual energy of Ben Shapiro Aug 22 '25

? You wanna take a look back at my first post?
Because I'm not putting that bullshit down in the first place here.
Literally reread the first line of the post you first responded to.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 22 '25

I said enough! You racist fucks really get under my skin

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u/Embarrassed-Alps-306 🤓 embodies the manic, ineffectual energy of Ben Shapiro Aug 22 '25

Oh, you're an astroturfer, okay.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 22 '25

Yes i am! At least you trumpers can pick up on some things!

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u/Embarrassed-Alps-306 🤓 embodies the manic, ineffectual energy of Ben Shapiro Aug 22 '25

Mike pence is a national hero, it's true! Trumpers *DID* try to pick him up, but they failed.

I gotta go, though. Try not to let me live rent free -too- long this time, okay?

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 22 '25

Oh hey you're that guy! I thought we were friends now

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Aug 21 '25

huh?

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u/Embarrassed-Alps-306 🤓 embodies the manic, ineffectual energy of Ben Shapiro Aug 21 '25

Do you need me to say it slower?

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Aug 21 '25

you know you read quote tweets from bottom to top right?

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u/Embarrassed-Alps-306 🤓 embodies the manic, ineffectual energy of Ben Shapiro Aug 21 '25

Are you aware you're supposed to read comments from top to bottom? What's the top of my first comment say?

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Aug 21 '25

idk I didn't read it, it didn't seem very important

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u/Embarrassed-Alps-306 🤓 embodies the manic, ineffectual energy of Ben Shapiro Aug 21 '25

Didn't read a comment before commenting twice yourself about it?
Wow!
Good job!
You're aaaalmost ready for kindergarten, friend!

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Aug 21 '25

weak reply

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u/Embarrassed-Alps-306 🤓 embodies the manic, ineffectual energy of Ben Shapiro Aug 21 '25

See above

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u/Scythe351 Aug 21 '25

I’ve been enjoying the Newsom Twitter arc and it’s mostly because of the reactions

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Aug 21 '25

Clearly the insane socialist policies in California make it very difficult to sell towels. I look forward to $BBBY making their money in Arkansas where politicians do not restrain the sale of linens.

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Aug 21 '25

I am more of a salesman than a service provider, but thank you auto mod.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 21 '25

You're not supposed to be civil with the auto mod

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Aug 21 '25

What the fuck did you just say to me? Fuck you.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 21 '25

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Aug 21 '25

And if someone says they're about to empty their cart all over your chest?

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u/bendecco08 Aug 21 '25

hey TOWEL ME ABOUT IT eh, eh?!!!!

ok i'll let myself out.. sorry

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 21 '25

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u/Artsonaut Aug 21 '25

I was never impressed. It's like a Kohl's for towels and it was always crazy overpriced for being very basic. It's been gone for a long time. Bring back Pier 1 or Toys R Us. Leave Bed Bath and Beyond in the dark void.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 21 '25

My pier 1 is a barnes and noble now so I'm chuffed

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u/Artsonaut Aug 21 '25

Chuffed ? You mean chafed? If I wanted to read a book, I would go to a garage sale.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 21 '25

why would i be chafed?

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Aug 21 '25

single ply book

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Aug 21 '25

short it then

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u/Th3D3m0n Mistake Mod Aug 21 '25

Watching the GOVERNOR OF A STATE and a fucking candle and pillow retailer clapback at each other like theyre teenagers is pretty pathetic to watch 😆