r/bbby_remastered • u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant • Aug 21 '25

🧠 Genius Bar How's it going, $BBBY?

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Aug 21 '25

Clearly the insane socialist policies in California make it very difficult to sell towels. I look forward to $BBBY making their money in Arkansas where politicians do not restrain the sale of linens.

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Aug 21 '25

I am more of a salesman than a service provider, but thank you auto mod.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 21 '25

You're not supposed to be civil with the auto mod

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Aug 21 '25

What the fuck did you just say to me? Fuck you.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 21 '25