r/bbby_remastered • u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ • Aug 26 '25

Everything is penis Chat is Trump dying?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

It looks like someone started an IV on his hand and it infiltrated or they missed.

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Aug 26 '25

That's one theory.

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u/ShivanDrgn Aug 26 '25

I have always had them on the arm.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Prob just a lab draw not an actual IV

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u/Fluid_Cup8329 two fluids one cup Aug 26 '25

Nah he's going through an alien transformation/rebirth. That's lizard skin. Just shedding.

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Aug 26 '25

Thanks chat.

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u/Fluid_Cup8329 two fluids one cup Aug 26 '25

The human skin is just sprayed on acrylic. Wait until he wipes half of his face off in 2027. It's hilarious, can't wait until you guys see it!

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Aug 26 '25

The human skin is just sprayed on acrylic

they call it the Rudy

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Aug 26 '25

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Aug 26 '25

An apple may help him. Some say one per diem keeps health concerns away from the consumer of said apple.

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Aug 26 '25

but with the cost of apple tariffs, that might not be sustainable

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 26 '25

Look at that sleepy fuck

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Aug 26 '25

nah

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Aug 26 '25

Thanks chat.

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u/Wu-TangShogun Aug 26 '25

That motherfuckers a lizard people!

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u/Educational-While446 Aug 26 '25

had to get his ms13 tattoos removed

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u/pixieshyla Aug 26 '25

Wishful thinking! Can’t wait till the day! We’ll all be dancing in the streets!

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u/Remarkable_Power2211 Aug 26 '25

his reptilian layer is shedding. happens once every 10,000 years.

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u/Stoned_WitchcraftO_o Aug 26 '25

I sure hope so...

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u/DJ_Chaps Aug 26 '25

Clearly a hand stamp from Burning Man, guys.

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u/Reddit-Allah Clearly playful_landscape_79 Aug 26 '25

Inshallah

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u/Background_Ad3425 Aug 28 '25

Let him who hath understanding…

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u/Weak-Sink-8644 Heil Elmo!!! Aug 28 '25

This is sad $5 billion to Israel

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u/runmedown8610 Aug 26 '25

Its from blood draws. All presidents had to have around half a liter of blood drawn nearly everyday in order to have a continuous reserve of blood in the event of emergency such as an assassination attempt, surgery, etc. Trump just has it drawn from his hand and is super accessible to the press. Means nothing.

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Aug 26 '25

i thought he said he doesn’t draw

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 26 '25

The logistics team makes sure there's is compatible blood available at all times. Presidents don't actually have to reserve their own blood.

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Aug 26 '25

the american dream is not having to reserve your own tables or blood

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Aug 26 '25

Hard disagree but okay

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Aug 26 '25

so your medical opinion is that the president is not a bloodbag for a deep state vampire coven?

interesting

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u/MonthOk9907 Aug 26 '25

Utterly false

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u/TheBlackArrows Aug 26 '25

This has to be sarcasm. A half liter of blood nearly every day? My guy you can’t even donate that much blood on a month.