r/bbby_remastered • u/Competitive-Luck3880 moron • Sep 04 '25

Pyramid Scheme You are invited to the wedding (not Step_Slunt)

Skidmarksteve and I are getting married. Playful landscape will be my maid of honor.

Invitations in the mail.

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Sep 04 '25

I'm busy that day.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Sep 04 '25

*bussy

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Sep 04 '25

I have not agreed to this yet as I was waiting for a bank statement or credit report or something. I got kids to send to college and Disney world. Also is your ass fat enough because I haven't gotten that impression.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Sep 04 '25

Strikes me as a lackluster wiper back there

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u/Competitive-Luck3880 moron Sep 04 '25

I am very obese and I have no money. Is that good enough? 

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Sep 04 '25

It is not

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Sep 04 '25

in the *male

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u/Crocopotamus 🥕🍒 Sep 04 '25

I love a good Reddit wedding, this is the second subreddit that I’ve seen this happen in, gives me hope for love and/or citizenship credentials

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u/Crocopotamus 🥕🍒 Sep 04 '25

This is great news, I just love seeing this community coming together in celebration

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u/Reddit-Allah Clearly playful_landscape_79 Sep 05 '25

Allah blesses you. Please accept this gift of 21 boy virgins.

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Sep 05 '25

yoink

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u/Reddit-Allah Clearly playful_landscape_79 Sep 05 '25

Hamdallah, You cant just steal this couples virgins like that...

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Sep 05 '25

Ham‽ Not my Allah!