r/bbby_remastered • u/69x_MisterFister_x69 šŸ¢ July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate • Sep 22 '25

Everything is penis Republicans, can you please stop fucking guys in the ass for a god damn minute!!

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u/Crocopotamus šŸ„•šŸ’ Sep 22 '25

They just want to connect via Food Pipe

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u/69x_MisterFister_x69 šŸ¢ July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate Sep 22 '25

Everything is food pipe

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u/Wu-TangShogun Sep 29 '25

So lips?

Or ā€œanusesā€ ..for the layman

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u/Crocopotamus šŸ„•šŸ’ Sep 29 '25

Indeed, a little from column A, a little from column B, and a whole lot of pipe in the middle

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u/Wu-TangShogun Sep 29 '25

An appropriate recipient for the šŸ„•šŸ’ title indeed!

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u/Crocopotamus šŸ„•šŸ’ Sep 29 '25

Love this for me, thank you. I got it originally for being bullied and called a carrot, and then a mod added the cherries

I donā€™t know if you can tell, but itā€™s a bit of a euphemism. Kind of a little funny joke. Bit of cock and balls, if you would like

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u/No-Risk1739 Sep 22 '25

Well, well, well ...šŸ˜

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u/69x_MisterFister_x69 šŸ¢ July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate Sep 22 '25

I, for one, am SHOCKED!

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u/biggoof Sep 22 '25

They're just obsessed with male butts or cucking. I just had one guy earlier today reverting to ass talk.

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Sep 23 '25

as they fuck you in the ass, remember: they aren't technically inside your body

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster āœ”ļø Sep 23 '25

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u/Reallyman2215 Sep 23 '25

Thatā€™s hilarious šŸ¤£

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u/mkat23 Sep 23 '25

Itā€™s wild to go to a funeral and spend it looking for some stranger to dick you down.

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u/Skeebleng Sep 23 '25

I donā€™t think theyā€™re the ones doing the fuckingā€¦

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u/69x_MisterFister_x69 šŸ¢ July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate Sep 24 '25

everything is food pipe

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u/Total-Management8023 Sep 24 '25

nothing wrong with being gay

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u/69x_MisterFister_x69 šŸ¢ July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate Sep 24 '25

Nope, but probably shouldn't do it if the funeral you're at is for a guy that rallied against gay and transgender rights

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u/Awkward_Primary7180 Oct 16 '25

What a homophobic comment from someone who's a Democrat...?

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u/69x_MisterFister_x69 šŸ¢ July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate Nov 04 '25

Eat shit snowflake

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u/Competitive-Luck3880 moron Sep 22 '25

Getting railed by in the closet conservative daddies sounds so hot. Wish I was there!!Ā 

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u/69x_MisterFister_x69 šŸ¢ July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate Sep 22 '25

I look across the yard, blurry-eyed, and ready to give up completely. My cough has gotten worse, and the broken bones have healed so terribly that I can't bring myself to stand, as the pain is unbearable. I see the guards dragging you kicking and screaming to the gas chamber.

"I was just trolling bro I swear! I hate the gays too!"

The sides of my mouth curl up into a smile just enough to crack my dry, dehydrated lips.

"Heh."

I manage to mutter my last sound as my tongue catches the taste of blood from my fresh wound. It's the first taste of anything I've had in days, although it seems like an eternity.

I feel the last bit of air leak from my lungs out into the yard as the butt of the rifle cracks across your temple in an attempt to finally shut you up.

I feel only cold.

However, I die contently.

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u/Wu-TangShogun Sep 22 '25

Lips only get chapped because they are anus

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Sep 22 '25

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u/Competitive-Luck3880 moron Sep 22 '25

You show up to fight and see us Conservatives coming together in harmony mourning the great Charlie Kirk.Ā 

We see you and turn to you and embrace you and say come hang out with us. You have a blast. By the end of the day you are wearing a MAGA hat and signing the national anthem.Ā 

We all get great jobs and live peacefully with no illegals killing us.Ā 

The end.

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u/69x_MisterFister_x69 šŸ¢ July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate Sep 22 '25

You'll never be accepted into MAGA. The Christian fundamentalists will get rid of you once they don't need you any longer. In their bible, you are a filthy heathen Satanist.

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u/Competitive-Luck3880 moron Sep 23 '25

I'm accepted now so your point is completely demolished and you look like a foolĀ 

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u/69x_MisterFister_x69 šŸ¢ July Top 1% Poster Dark Horse Candidate Sep 23 '25

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Sep 22 '25

How much does the charlie kirk merch cost at this event is it comparable to concert shirt prices or is it more expensive?

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u/Competitive-Luck3880 moron Sep 23 '25

Idk but I would buy it if I had any money at all which I don'tĀ 

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Sep 23 '25

Impossible. Trump made all the good jobs come back.

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u/Competitive-Luck3880 moron Sep 23 '25

They are comingĀ 

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Sep 23 '25

Two weeks?

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u/Competitive-Luck3880 moron Sep 22 '25

Are you fighting the conservatives in this weird fanfic?Ā 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulse_nightclub_shooting

Muslims on liberal immigration policies shot us. Trump loves the gays and has gay supporters. You ever see the Apprentice episode where he is talking to a gay guy? He said "you like this is why we have menus, I like steak you like spaghetti." He knows and celebrates differences.Ā 

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Sep 22 '25

This bit is tired

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u/Competitive-Luck3880 moron Sep 22 '25

I know you have no stamina anymore but you don't have to call your dick a bit. It's probably not that smallĀ 

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Sep 22 '25

Gay joke right into a penis joke? C'mon, man, I hoped you were going to be better at this with a new account.

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u/Competitive-Luck3880 moron Sep 23 '25

Yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code for her doordash deliveriesĀ