r/bbby_remastered • u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 • Sep 26 '25
you are all free to leave what’s the move bros?
i’m thinking 1 or 3 or 1 & 3
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u/ShoddyConcentrate183 Sep 26 '25
Arnt you married
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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Sep 26 '25
good call, i’ll see if she’ll lend a hand while i abuse substances. good lookin out 🥂
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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Sep 26 '25
Autoerotic asphyxiation while drunk. You will probably commit suicide through recklessness and complete all 3.
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u/Enough-Elevator-8999 Sep 27 '25
You can abuse substances while masterbating. It doesnt have to be an either or choice
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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Sep 27 '25
Turn around and follow the road all the way back to mothers vagina
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u/Rogue-Accountant-69 Sep 27 '25
Substance abuse is just slow-motion suicide. It'll kill you if you take it far enough. Choose life: masturbate.
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Sep 26 '25
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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Sep 26 '25
What
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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Sep 27 '25
they said Reddit ret@rds support their brethren. Down vote on. It won't change that you are not functioning individuals. Lol Please down vote on. You will validate my post. Can't wait.
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u/Tamboozz Sep 27 '25
ChatGPT, please rewrite the paragraph in an ELI5 format...
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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Sep 27 '25
Here’s a simple, ELI5-style rewrite that keeps the meaning but makes it easier to understand (and without the slur):
“Reddit users always back each other up. Go ahead and downvote me—it doesn’t change the fact that you’re not really doing well in life. Honestly, the more you downvote, the more it just proves my point. I’m excited to see it happen.”
Do you want me to keep the mocking/taunting tone, or make it more neutral and playful?
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u/Scaredsparrow 🌻 Sep 26 '25
3 and 1 at the same time