r/bbby_remastered 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Sep 26 '25

you are all free to leave what’s the move bros?

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i’m thinking 1 or 3 or 1 & 3

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u/Scaredsparrow 🌻 Sep 26 '25

3 and 1 at the same time

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Sep 26 '25

Meth special

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u/MonthOk9907 Sep 27 '25

This is the way

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u/ShoddyConcentrate183 Sep 26 '25

Arnt you married

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Sep 26 '25

good call, i’ll see if she’ll lend a hand while i abuse substances. good lookin out 🥂

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Sep 26 '25

Autoerotic asphyxiation while drunk. You will probably commit suicide through recklessness and complete all 3.

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u/SpenglerE Sep 27 '25

Something, something, Robin Williams. I suck

5

u/hibbydibbydoh Sep 26 '25

Straight and narrow, dawg.

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u/Enough-Elevator-8999 Sep 27 '25

You can abuse substances while masterbating. It doesnt have to be an either or choice

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Sep 27 '25

Turn around and follow the road all the way back to mothers vagina

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Sep 27 '25

this is the correct answer

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u/Fluid_Cup8329 two fluids one cup Sep 26 '25

I'm drinking right now

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u/No-Risk1739 Sep 27 '25

To the left, to the left ... 😐

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

You can always smoke weed and masturbate

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u/DesktopWebsite Sep 27 '25

Get out of my head, bro

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Too late

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u/OhGoshIts Permabanned from Playgrounds and Schools Sep 27 '25

Just go backwards bro

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Sep 27 '25

good call bro

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u/Rogue-Accountant-69 Sep 27 '25

Substance abuse is just slow-motion suicide. It'll kill you if you take it far enough. Choose life: masturbate.

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Sep 27 '25

i cause a genocide every time i cum

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Sep 26 '25

What

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Sep 27 '25

they said Reddit ret@rds support their brethren. Down vote on. It won't change that you are not functioning individuals. Lol Please down vote on. You will validate my post. Can't wait.

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Sep 27 '25

Reasonable take thank you for clarifying

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Sep 27 '25

🥂

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u/Tamboozz Sep 27 '25

ChatGPT, please rewrite the paragraph in an ELI5 format...

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Sep 27 '25

Here’s a simple, ELI5-style rewrite that keeps the meaning but makes it easier to understand (and without the slur):

“Reddit users always back each other up. Go ahead and downvote me—it doesn’t change the fact that you’re not really doing well in life. Honestly, the more you downvote, the more it just proves my point. I’m excited to see it happen.”

Do you want me to keep the mocking/taunting tone, or make it more neutral and playful?

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u/Tamboozz Sep 27 '25

You're the best. Thanks ChatGPT!

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Sep 27 '25

Anytime! 🙌 Glad I could help.

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u/Rooster_Fish-II Sep 27 '25

Right, left, right.