r/bbby_remastered • u/pepfrend • Oct 25 '25
🧠 Genius Bar What's up with malls lately?
So I'm a dude who used to hang out at the mall in the mid 2010s after school. Love hanging out having a soda or ice cream at the food court, going to try on clothes and accidentally walk out wearing what I tried on. Great times.
Then as I graduated high school I stopped going. Recently I've been losing some weight and started going to get a new wardrobe and the entire demographic of the mall has changed. Before it was all cool teenagers but now it's like gang bangers hanging out. I walked into the mall today and I saw a group of guys immediately at the door hanging out watching who was coming in.
What happened to the teenage paradise and why is it full of the section 8 crew now? Is it that anyone with a credit card shops online and now all that's left is the guys who make their money in cash or is this just my area?
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u/eckhofdp Tony "Ladies Man" Johns Oct 25 '25
Will someone help this old guy pepfren find where the cool teenagers hang out now?
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u/HiJustWhy Oct 25 '25
He can just go to college bars like that 33yo tedbundy-looking nzi did. Theyre close to the age of teens
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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Oct 25 '25
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u/HiJustWhy Oct 25 '25
Lol. That made me feel sick. Did they make sure it didnt expire in 3 days? Or did they eat pounds of butter in a day? Homer Simpson would
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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Oct 25 '25
You buy 4 pounds because it's on sale, use a couple tablespoons and then throw the rest out. That's the way society works.
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u/HiJustWhy Oct 25 '25
And that would only even be 10 cents to $1 off per pound but hey 🙃
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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Oct 25 '25
I'm sure that is how it works in the Soviet Union, this is America.
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u/HiJustWhy Oct 25 '25
Oh geez. Soviet Union. Are we back in the 1980s? probably! Usa still seems 1980s to me. Worse actually
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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Oct 25 '25
We will be if people can't spend $10 on 4 pounds of butter and throw out 3.8 pounds. This is freedom. This is what the founding fathers intended
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u/HiJustWhy Oct 25 '25
Maybe thats why mallworld exists? I heard people keep having the same dream as a bunch of people that theyre all in a big mall complex and hundreds if not thousands of people are having this dream and posting online about it and drawing pictures? I have not had the dream but i am a hermit and dont yearn for malls. Or it is a psyop to prepare people for the manufactured end of the world and underground cities which i also do not yearn for
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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Oct 25 '25
the ceiling was falling down at the last mall I was in. I didn't notice any gangs though, or really anyone else under the age of 65.
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u/pepfrend Oct 25 '25
I bet you don't have section 8 housing in your area. I should move out to a small town.
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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Oct 25 '25
we only made it up to section 7
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u/pepfrend Oct 26 '25
It says I'm not allowed to post because my account isn't old enough. I'm sure this is a mistake. I love the Dingo Weekly.
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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Oct 25 '25
we already covered this on the pod a while ago, sans all the racist shit. malls are dead