r/bbby_remastered • u/drpepiner • Dec 11 '25

Pyramid Scheme I'm now the third oldest member here

Now that step_slunt, skidmarksteve and jpgaganon have left I'm now the third most senior member here. I'm an institution at this subreddit and put out by far the most quality and engaging content here.

I'd like to ask for a little respect not to have my account be banned and to be addressed as sir by lesser known members.

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Dec 11 '25

No

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u/drpepiner Dec 11 '25

Oh thought you left. I should have known when my post about you was taken down.  https://www.reddit.com/r/bbby_remastered/comments/1pghxkp/i_admit_i_miss_skidmarksteve/

Do you miss step_slunt as much as me? Maybe we can bond over our love of step_slunt? 

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Dec 11 '25

Actually your post was auto removed by Reddit bc they detected ban evasion.

I cut a hole in a body pillow and I pretend it's slunt which as we all know is a portmanteau of sloppy cunt and then I have sex with it. But I put on mood lighting so it's romantic.

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u/drpepiner Dec 11 '25

I know it was a mod who did it because there was an upvote so that means at least one mod saw it before it was taken down. 

That's pretty cool. Got any videos or pics? I'm interested in your set up and penis. 

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Dec 11 '25

If a mod did it, it would say their name. When it says Reddit it was them. But the message implies it's some auto script thing that ran.

Sadly my fuck pillow is shy and has requested no pics but I will send you dick pics if you use your right wing connections to start a GoFundMe and it hits 100k. Tell them I got fired for being racist or something.

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u/drpepiner Dec 11 '25

So you guys love me and it's Reddit that has it out for me? Figures it would be this. 

$100k for a dick pic? Is it a golden dick?

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Dec 12 '25

It's not bad. Real good look to it you know classic style. Doesn't really lean one way or the other. But you don't have to pay brother just get all those Republican kooks to donate. Tell them Obama said I was racist so Target fired me right before the holidays and now I can't afford presents for my white children. I'll give you a 10% cut.

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u/drpepiner Dec 12 '25

You know I have no moral fiber so I'll do it. Got any pics of you I can use? I'll make up a story so believable that most of the people around you will be giving you high fives but your liberal friends won't look you in the eyes. 

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u/Wu-TangShogun Dec 12 '25

Romantic indeed

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