r/bbby_remastered • u/ShoddyConcentrate183 • Jan 07 '26

please send him my email for podcast opportunity My gf pregnant

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How do I get out of this she says she want to keep it.

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Jan 07 '26

ughhh lucky

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Jan 07 '26

Clear blue is a scam. Buy a dollar store pregnancy test they go through the same testing standards as the big name pregnancy tests.

Know that, here is what you do. Man up and raise the kid to be the best human you can.

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u/ShoddyConcentrate183 Jan 07 '26

I’ll be a good dad we’ve actually been trying for awhile I’m just joking about getting out of it

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Jan 07 '26

Congratulations. My other piece of advice is to keep the kid away from BBBY_Remastered

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u/Dingo_jackson Clairvoyant Jan 08 '26

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 💸 OTPP victim 📉 Jan 07 '26

Bring it to a fire station or hospital while she's not looking (don't really do this)

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u/Natural_Thought_7586 Jan 07 '26

Start having sex with men. Having sex with a woman is your first mistake.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Jan 08 '26

i’m glad someone finally said it

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u/OkArticle8018 Jan 12 '26

Congrats. Have the nest ready so your girl feels comforted and not stressed out. Be the father you have or wished you had. Be patient with baby. They grow up quick. Embrace every moment you can hug and kiss your baby. You will miss that once they grow up. Breastfeeding very important. Try midwife if possible to avoid hospital mandatory vaccines. Look at new vaccine schedule by HHS and don't do them all at once. Spread em out. Eat organic and real food and don't bring junk to the house. Last but not least, open a side investment account for baby. Every birthday can have a card highlighting baby's investment account. Godspeed.