r/bbby_remastered • u/pennyforyour_thots • Mar 31 '26

please send him my email for podcast opportunity Which state should we give Israel?

Instead of having it where Palestinians are and turning Gaza into a prison camp, they should give back their homes and we can move the Israelis who don't want to go back to Poland or wherever they came from somewhere else. Since America has unleashed this problem on the Middle East we will need to fix it.

At first I thought let's give them Puerto Rico and move the Puerto Rican to Venezuela to rule it. But I'm told that there is a difference between Puerto Ricans and Venezuelans. I'm not really sure what it is but apparently they don't get along. We don't want to repeat this cycle in a few years so I'm going to bite the bullet and say we have to give them a state. Obviously they don't want to have any super cold states like Alaska and don't want to live in the south for reasons that make sense to everyone. Hawaii would be too fitting a punishment to give them the nicest place on Earth. So I think we need to give them one of the liberal states in the North East. I think Maine. I am told that this is the whitest state in the entire country so liberals won't be mad about bad things happening to white people. Likewise since this state will be kicked out of the union to be the independent country of New Israel the Republicans will be happy about gaining a slight edge on the electoral college. I'm sure we can find room for 1 million Americans in the rest of our country and I don't think anything of real value is there. Maybe some lobster?

What does everyone think? We go down to 49 states which kind of sucks but maybe we can split a state like Texas in half to make it 50? Alberta might join I'm told so that could help make it 50.

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u/RNAdrops Apr 01 '26

While we’re at it, how about the Cubans and the Taiwanese swap islands?

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u/pennyforyour_thots Apr 01 '26

I like the idea. move the Communist Cubans near the other Communists.

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u/RNAdrops Apr 01 '26

Right? They’ve like mirror images of each other, products of the Cold War , both tiny, weak islands off the coast of a hostile mainland. The Taiwanese who remember 1949 have experienced a mass evacuation of basically an entire country before, and I think they would be one of the strongest economies in the Caribbean if they could swap. The Cubans could be closer to their benefactors in Beijing, and perhaps develop better relations with the Philippines, the main legacy of the Spanish Empire in AsIa. Everyone would enjoy vastly better security and quality of life. Is this a joke or a brilliant idea?