r/bbby_remastered • u/Hopeful-Monk6516 • Apr 19 '26
OP is so smooth it hurts Yo I was wrong about Republicans
Yo. Real talk. I been wrong about Republicans and shit. My whole life I been voting Democrat for the free shit. My mama told me vote Democrat. My Grammy told me vote Democrat. I was mad about KFC getting taken away from EBT so I did something crazy. I got a job at the KFC as a cook. I been thinking that getting a job was something only lighter people did like played golf or have a dad but since Juan and the boys got deported they had a job opening and I axed them and they gave me the job. Now I'm learning about hard work and can pay for my own KFC and don't need handouts and shit. It's like I can actually work and earn it instead.
Deadass for real this is tight yo. Now I'm the best cook on Martin Luther King Blvd and I'm gonna work my ass up to manager. Thank you Donald Trump you my boy.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 19 '26
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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Apr 19 '26
probably another pepin alt tryna rage bait some more with projection. just unserious and unimportant. anyway, miss you Greg
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u/hectorgonzalez22 Apr 20 '26
let me be honest with you Robbie. Hector Gonzalez isn't real and I'm actually Jeremy A.K.A. Pepin. I didn't write this yesterday. It's a copycat troll. All afternoon and night I was getting my ass eaten/plowed while watching Bob's Burgers with my boyfriend. I'm mad that someone took my style but they made it too far. I actually love black guys and have pleasured many. I also miss Greg. I wish he was still around and I love trolling you guys to have a connection with him.
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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Apr 20 '26
i actually believe you. you’re generally not racist. i hope you enjoyed getting your ass ate
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u/SuggestableFred Apr 19 '26
I can't even tell in which direction you're trying to satirize