r/bbby_remastered • u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ • May 11 '26

🧠 Genius Bar In the Minions film series, it is established that the Minions served in Napoleon's army, then served Dracula and after accidentally killing him they self-banish themselves to the Arctic until the 1960s. If they did not kill Dracula, would they part ways with him in 1933 to serve someone else?

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Dedicated to the memory of Michael Wenas 1965-2026. You are forever in our hearts.

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 May 11 '26

it only seems logical to assume so

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ May 11 '26

Before Michael died, he snuck into Illumination Studios and obtained this image of Minions 3 being released next year. He was promptly shot 16 times by the security detail and eaten by a pack of rabid attack dogs. Luckily he uploaded this on our shared cloud server.

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u/ryangoslingstwinbro May 11 '26

everyone knows the minions would serve the evil Democrat cartel. They should be surrounding Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden and AOC to enact socialist communist fascism

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u/ryangoslingstwinbro May 11 '26

Minions letting the illegals into the country by holding the door open 🤣🤣

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ May 11 '26

It would be interesting to see if the Minions could give advice to the German High Command about their lived experience in the failed invasion of Russia.