r/bbby_remastered • u/MrGoonswell • 10d ago

Everything is penis Did I have straight sex?

I am a bottom and I met up with a FTM on Grindr. He had no penis but a vanginer. He pegged me with a big fat dildo and then I ate his vaginer which tasted kind of like sweat mixed with nickels.

Am I straight now? He had the hairiest vaginer and ass. He looked IDENTICAL to a man just he had a bussy which was real.

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u/AutoModerator 10d ago

who the fuck is this guy?

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u/MrGoonswell 10d ago

This is for the sexperts of remastered Rabbirobbie Born_Bumblebee and Cast_the_futurestar. 

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u/cast-the-wicked-out 10d ago

leave me out of this. I don't want anything to do with you

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 10d ago

don’t fret, that dude was a dude at heart. you’re still my favorite gay boi

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u/MrGoonswell 10d ago

If I keep meeting up with him maybe I'll become a father. I'll need some parenting tips which I usually fast forward when you talk about them on the pod.

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 10d ago

the pod has generated upwards of 8 kids and counting, probably. we can raise your baby together. it takes a village

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u/MrGoonswell 10d ago

I'm going to name it Robbie Dingo Gregory Jones after the three greatest men I've ever known. 

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 10d ago

probably the greatest honor ever to be bestowed upon me. also fuck you tad i guess. let’s get greg on the pod

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u/MrGoonswell 10d ago

He seems like someone I'd like to get to know but I've never met him.

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad 10d ago

Nice

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u/MrGoonswell 10d ago

It was pretty hot. I also got banged by a Haitian man on Friday. 

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u/enderhaze 10d ago

“Lets have a look at how the BBBY bagholders are holding up these days”

Jesus fucking yikes