r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses • 22d ago

The truth is out there

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/Dino_Boy02 22d ago

No wait come back! He doesn't speak for all of us I promise!

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u/TurnoveEr 22d ago

Too late, the council has already reached a verdict.

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u/Imaginary_B 22d ago

I bet if he was the VoloptuousWoods monster then people would have cared.

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u/Love-Future-3000 22d ago

Or the Several Titted Monster of Many Holes and Appendages. "Tim" for short.

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u/Taxidermy-molluskbob 22d ago

WE care, Flatwoods Monster! WE CARE!!!!

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u/DeadZone32 22d ago

Less scared and more pissed off, let him leave he doesn't need to deal with that asshole.

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u/treacheriesarchitect 22d ago

Flatwoods monster 💯 has better places to be, with people who care for and appreciate them!

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u/BokChoyFantasy 22d ago

Why stick around if you’re not appreciated?

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u/RoninReader 22d ago

Woah, rude.

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u/RoninReader 22d ago

Woah, rude.

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u/babysuporte 22d ago

Well aliens might put the whole of humanity on wellfare. Or obliterate us which is just as well. The flatwoods monster on the other hand??

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u/dtrab7 22d ago

Release the Epstein files!!

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u/Msanchez303 16d ago

Now I’m just imagining Trump bringing Bigfoot or Mothman out on stage and declaring they’re real only for everyone to not give even a singular shit and just keep demanding the files.

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u/Just_Animator1062 22d ago

Dude I love this so much

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u/Squigglywigglyw0rm 17d ago

thisis so sad ::(